donatella, I’m a landlord, owner occupier and renter all at the same time. I still wish I were a member of the brownstone landed gentry – combined size of the places is smaller than a brownstone.
Oh, and in case anyone wants to follow up where we declined, just go to Ulysses and sit about in the middle of the outdoor seating and act like you’re a BSD from some bank. Just wanted to put this out there as a public service, kind of like telling a neighbor about an open parking spot.
“Waitress comes over. Tits kind of hanging out of her shirt, looks a little like Ashley Dupree. Early 20s. Takes our drinks order and then says, “so where do you guys work?” (leaning in on the table).”
At last — you brought something to the table!
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You chose to live where you do, Rob, and I thought you liked it. But it’s kind of ground zero for the stuff you profess to hate.
ha. i LOVE where i live, it’s the best neighborhood ive ever lived in my life. actually i dont find it ground zero for the kinds of stuff i hate at all actually. or maybe there are enough non yuppie type things that balance it out? didnt you say in your previous post that is why you like park slope as well? part of me thinks that if i pass a yuppie food truck i wouldnt think twice about it, but reading about it online for some reason i get this visceral feeling of seething hate inside about it. maybe that’s the best way to describe it. maybe because no one really talks about the regular stuff on the internet, only the stuff that caters to a certain demographic. newsflash, 90 percent of park slope doesnt even fall INTO this ridiculous demographic.
i do have one question for you tho etson, when you walk around park slope do you get funny looks cuz of your british accent? when i first moved to park slope and still had my harlem accent, people used to give me funny looks.
Speaking of face-sitting, hi jessi!!!
“With that kind of swagger she would have sat on my side of the table for sure.”
lechacal, with THAT kind of swagger, she would have sat on your face.
donatella, I’m a landlord, owner occupier and renter all at the same time. I still wish I were a member of the brownstone landed gentry – combined size of the places is smaller than a brownstone.
Oh, and in case anyone wants to follow up where we declined, just go to Ulysses and sit about in the middle of the outdoor seating and act like you’re a BSD from some bank. Just wanted to put this out there as a public service, kind of like telling a neighbor about an open parking spot.
“what’s so disgusting about finding women who’ve had children physically attractive? i think it’s empowering!!”
benson, I agree with DH. I have friends with children who laugh and/or take it as a compliment. (
Actually I have DILF friends who laugh harder and take it as even more of a compliment.)
“Waitress comes over. Tits kind of hanging out of her shirt, looks a little like Ashley Dupree. Early 20s. Takes our drinks order and then says, “so where do you guys work?” (leaning in on the table).”
At last — you brought something to the table!
quote:
You chose to live where you do, Rob, and I thought you liked it. But it’s kind of ground zero for the stuff you profess to hate.
ha. i LOVE where i live, it’s the best neighborhood ive ever lived in my life. actually i dont find it ground zero for the kinds of stuff i hate at all actually. or maybe there are enough non yuppie type things that balance it out? didnt you say in your previous post that is why you like park slope as well? part of me thinks that if i pass a yuppie food truck i wouldnt think twice about it, but reading about it online for some reason i get this visceral feeling of seething hate inside about it. maybe that’s the best way to describe it. maybe because no one really talks about the regular stuff on the internet, only the stuff that caters to a certain demographic. newsflash, 90 percent of park slope doesnt even fall INTO this ridiculous demographic.
i do have one question for you tho etson, when you walk around park slope do you get funny looks cuz of your british accent? when i first moved to park slope and still had my harlem accent, people used to give me funny looks.
*rob*
Speaking of building staff – how much is a tenant supposed to tip those mofos around the holidays?
“MILF is just a descriptive term. ”
Yes it is. It is also crass, as I said.