Open Thread

Suburbia is insanity. Absolute insanity. I tried to walk my kids to the park today but there weren’t even any sidewalks. People drove by looking at me like I’m some kind of weirdo (did you see that guy just walking along the side of the road with some kids?). These people just sit in their houses all day watching TV and getting fat, and then they get in their cars in their garages to drive to strip malls. I’m sure I’m not telling you all anything you don’t already know.

Have you ever thrown a handful of fertilizer on a normal plant? It grows too quickly, too much leaf, not enough root, gets all gangly and can’t sustain itself. The credit boom has really fucked everything up. Here you have millions of people who should really just be living in substandard company housing somewhere and they all have big screen TVs and mcmansions.

Now I’m worried about CGar. Not ONE text or email from him today!! OMG!

I know your parents don’t allow down to Smith street alone, Cobble, but if out with BH some night…find out what is going into new bldg on corner of smith/warren (where get out of subway). Looks like a 2 story restaurant(how novel).

I think I got 50. Does that count, Cobble?