“The latest trend: $10,000 hair extensions from Gemini 14, the upscale downtown salon beautifully coiffed celebrities like Miley Cyrus frequent. But Park Slope resident Brandi Irwin takes the cake for extravagance, estimating she spends over $47,000 a year for extensions and coloring. She told the Post, “Without the hair, I’m this normal average person. But with it, I walk around the corner, and it’s like there’s a wind machine on me. It’s like I’ve stepped off the pages of a centerfold.””
“You know what I have been doing on thie trip to try to keep my brain from choking off its own blood supply to end its misery? Sculpting human heads out of my kids’ play-doh.”
Maybe if I had a father figure like you I wouldn’t be the way I am.
“Kids with fathers who sculpt heads out of play-doh don’t grow up and pay for sex?”
depends what kind of head is being sculpted.
“play – doh”
play = sex
doh = $
OK really really signing off now. Gotta go do my youngest son’s first b-day party.
Hot running water is pretty great. You really don’t appreciate it until you stay someplace without it for a couple weeks.
Not sure I’m seeing the connection DIBS. Kids with fathers who sculpt heads out of play-doh don’t grow up and pay for sex? Don’t suck 10,000 dicks?
whoa, did anyone read about this sick shi+?
“The latest trend: $10,000 hair extensions from Gemini 14, the upscale downtown salon beautifully coiffed celebrities like Miley Cyrus frequent. But Park Slope resident Brandi Irwin takes the cake for extravagance, estimating she spends over $47,000 a year for extensions and coloring. She told the Post, “Without the hair, I’m this normal average person. But with it, I walk around the corner, and it’s like there’s a wind machine on me. It’s like I’ve stepped off the pages of a centerfold.””
*rob*
Theodore Dalyrymple wrote, Henry VIII would gladly trade his castle for hot running water but today’s generations are never grateful.
“You know what I have been doing on thie trip to try to keep my brain from choking off its own blood supply to end its misery? Sculpting human heads out of my kids’ play-doh.”
Maybe if I had a father figure like you I wouldn’t be the way I am.
haha cobblehiller.
No, then my kids smush them.
I just want to be back in NYC right now.
OK signing off now.
entitlement has ruined the concept american dream for natives