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“Hmmm, maybe I AM Jewish, after all!”
You Might Be a Jewish Redneck If …
– You think that marrying your first cousin is not only permitted, but biblically mandated
– Your home is mobile and your sukkah ain’t
– You have a gun rack in your sukkah
– You think KKK is a kosher symbol
– You light Shabbat candles from your cigarette
– Your siddur lists the Sabbath greeting as : “Shabbot Shalom Y’all”
– Your Shabbat suit was a blue light special at K-mart
– Willie Nelson sang at your Bar/Bat Mitzvah
– Your local scribe shoots his own parchment
– When you hear the shofar on Rosh Hashanah, you let your hunting dogs loose
– You think a hora is a high priced call girl
perdida, thanks, but, given your description, forget the t-shirts, and please send a link to your brother instead!! (Unless Dave already has DIBS on him.)
“Hmmm, maybe I AM Jewish, after all!”
You Might Be a Jewish Redneck If …
– You think that marrying your first cousin is not only permitted, but biblically mandated
– Your home is mobile and your sukkah ain’t
– You have a gun rack in your sukkah
– You think KKK is a kosher symbol
– You light Shabbat candles from your cigarette
– Your siddur lists the Sabbath greeting as : “Shabbot Shalom Y’all”
– Your Shabbat suit was a blue light special at K-mart
– Willie Nelson sang at your Bar/Bat Mitzvah
– Your local scribe shoots his own parchment
– When you hear the shofar on Rosh Hashanah, you let your hunting dogs loose
– You think a hora is a high priced call girl
“sorry denton that smiley face I just did looks a little toothless :)”
I would say more noseless than toothless. Kind of reminiscent of a muppet or Michael Jackson (in his later years).
perdida, thanks, but, given your description, forget the t-shirts, and please send a link to your brother instead!! (Unless Dave already has DIBS on him.)
“Worrying is part of the deal.”
LOL. So true, JB and Biff.
“11:33… Jews jinx themselves.”
As if we didn’t have enough trouble already! “3,000 years of suffering!” –SOAP
“Hmmm, maybe I AM Jewish, after all!”
Uhhh, Cobble, DUH!! Or in your case should I just say OY!!
“Did you ever go to one of those 120 degree yoga sessions? I never understood what that was supposed to do except induce heat stroke?”
I can’t do yoga in a cool, well-ventilated room. How the hell am I supposed to do it when it’s 120 degrees??
🙂
sorry denton that smiley face I just did looks a little toothless 🙂 Here is really what I meant :-)!!!!! Now back to commodities.
Is there a new latina in attendance? My luck she’ll be happily married with kids or pushing 70. OK perdida, which of the two are you?
Denton, denton…. 🙂
“I would mind that very much, denton, I would never say that about someone. I was actually joking. sorry…… ”
Well put a smiley after that… 🙂
rob your vocabulary is failing you today… if it was a sneaker it would be Converse.
Pete, that was supposed to say Orphan!