“Let me know if you have $1MM hanging around to invest in our fynds. Otherwise shut the ferk up and crawl back into your hole.
And let me know if your clients have a million dollars left! You are done and the “Hedge Fund” model is broken. The Mutant Asset Bubble implosion has taken you Asshats to the woodshed!
MMMMUUUUUUHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
“And, I’m not afraid of your baseball bat. Take it back to your sandlot and play with the kiddies.”
No Dave, I’m in the sandlot! Swinging and connecting on your face!
When reading about the $50 billion Madoff hedge fund fraud, it hit me on the head: hedge fund redemptions at the end of this year are going to be absolutely huge, and that will mean a massive sell-off in global capital markets in the first quarter.
Yoo Hoo Dave answer the phone and process that Redemption Request!
ROTMMFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!
The What (But.. But.. Madoff was a safe Hedge Fund….)
yeah cobblehiller. my wife wanted sushi after the birth and I was wishing i could have consulted with you about where to go. wandered through the snowstorm all the way to Smith street before I could find a sushi place that was open (the one on Atlantic and Clinton was not open yet). But we are doing great and my two year old hasn’t attacked the baby yet so that’s good.
Can you two (DIBS and What) give it a rest for a few. There’s a baby in the thread.
Wait till it’s her nap time, then the bats can swing.
I’ll take that as a “No” to the question as to whether or not you have enough money What.
wasder, Mazel Tov once again. Really wonderful news. Our first official Brownstoner baby.
Congrats to ya Wasder from Uncle Snarky!
Wasder;
Congratulations! Best of everyhting to you and your family.
“Let me know if you have $1MM hanging around to invest in our fynds. Otherwise shut the ferk up and crawl back into your hole.
And let me know if your clients have a million dollars left! You are done and the “Hedge Fund” model is broken. The Mutant Asset Bubble implosion has taken you Asshats to the woodshed!
MMMMUUUUUUHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
“And, I’m not afraid of your baseball bat. Take it back to your sandlot and play with the kiddies.”
No Dave, I’m in the sandlot! Swinging and connecting on your face!
Hedge Fund Redemptions May Crash Q1 Markets
http://seekingalpha.com/article/111853-hedge-fund-redemptions-may-crash-q1-markets
When reading about the $50 billion Madoff hedge fund fraud, it hit me on the head: hedge fund redemptions at the end of this year are going to be absolutely huge, and that will mean a massive sell-off in global capital markets in the first quarter.
Yoo Hoo Dave answer the phone and process that Redemption Request!
ROTMMFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!
The What (But.. But.. Madoff was a safe Hedge Fund….)
Someday this war is gonna end…
college fund? I’ll have to make it through the next couple of years with my work intact and then tackle the college fund. Good advice though What.
Thanks again everybody. Its great to get all of your congrats. You are all aunties and uncles.
yeah cobblehiller. my wife wanted sushi after the birth and I was wishing i could have consulted with you about where to go. wandered through the snowstorm all the way to Smith street before I could find a sushi place that was open (the one on Atlantic and Clinton was not open yet). But we are doing great and my two year old hasn’t attacked the baby yet so that’s good.
Congratulations, Wasder! Hello Anna!