Couldn’t have said it better myself MM. Nicely done. And Dave I will keep her off Brownstoner, at least until she is of legal age.
And no need to stop arguing and grappling on Anna’s behalf. We are cool. this is an open thread after all. Go at it. Just wanted to let you all know because I promised I would.
May little Anna know only joy and love. May she be creative and imaginative, generous and sharing. May all of us see there is still goodness in the world because of the innocent laughter of a child. A perfect gift at this holiday season.
Dave: Hello Asshat Hedge Fund LLC. How can I help you?
Pissed off investor: I would like to withdraw my money from your Hedge Fund.
Dave: I’m sorry there is a freeze on Redemption Request. You will have to call back 2nd Q 2009.
Pissed off investor: WHAT?????!!!! You told me this was safe and you only invested in safe securities!!!!
Dave: Yes but due to market conditions we have no more money left in the fund. We are waiting for a Bailout from the Obama Administration. You have to wait until then.
Pissed off investor: Sob off into sleep from being Assraped…
For future reference – I do know of two good places near me. Court & Baltic – Cube, and the other, Osaka, is the next block up across from the CH movie theater.
Just hug your two year old a lot and she may not slug the baby!
“That was quite amusing What; and original too. Remeber, there’s two sides to EVERY trade. Do you understand what that means??”
Yep Dave I do. That means most of your trades went to Money Heaven, never to be seen again.
The shear reason you are going back and forth with me is saying you’re hosed! Thanks for the confirmation and maybe you can move back to UES.
The What (Dave PWNED)
Someday this war is gonna end…
Well, since wasder’s given his permission to continue the free-for-all, here’s something while we’re on the subject of telephone conversations:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12212008/news/regionalnews/manhattan/the_dead_ringer_145226.htm
Couldn’t have said it better myself MM. Nicely done. And Dave I will keep her off Brownstoner, at least until she is of legal age.
And no need to stop arguing and grappling on Anna’s behalf. We are cool. this is an open thread after all. Go at it. Just wanted to let you all know because I promised I would.
As Chris Rock says in his standup routine “You’ve got one job as a parent…Keep your daughter off of brownstoner.com”
Ah, new babies 🙂 Congrats Wasder. What a nice X-mas present.
Congratulations to the Wasders!
May little Anna know only joy and love. May she be creative and imaginative, generous and sharing. May all of us see there is still goodness in the world because of the innocent laughter of a child. A perfect gift at this holiday season.
Congratulations!
That was quite amusing What; and original too. Remeber, there’s two sides to EVERY trade. Do you understand what that means??
Pissed off investor:: RIInng Riing
Dave: Hello Asshat Hedge Fund LLC. How can I help you?
Pissed off investor: I would like to withdraw my money from your Hedge Fund.
Dave: I’m sorry there is a freeze on Redemption Request. You will have to call back 2nd Q 2009.
Pissed off investor: WHAT?????!!!! You told me this was safe and you only invested in safe securities!!!!
Dave: Yes but due to market conditions we have no more money left in the fund. We are waiting for a Bailout from the Obama Administration. You have to wait until then.
Pissed off investor: Sob off into sleep from being Assraped…
The What
Someday this war is gonna end…
wasder: That sounds pretty dicey!
For future reference – I do know of two good places near me. Court & Baltic – Cube, and the other, Osaka, is the next block up across from the CH movie theater.
Just hug your two year old a lot and she may not slug the baby!