Open Thread

“that said, there’s such a place called the liquor store where you purchase alcohol for home consumption, so new moms and dads could just go that route but i know it’s more about the socializing with friends and stuff. ”

There seems to be a large group of parents nowadays that don’t realize once you decide to bring a human being in this world – you have to make some sacrifices. One of those being you can’t socialize the same way you did those first few years after college.

“WOW, 545 comments on that cnn story. Wish i had time to read them all. I bet some are real dusies.”

Here was a funny one:

“Oh for the love of god. The father in this picture is exactly what’s wrong with America. Just look at him. Look at those crazy eyes. You can tell he leans so far left he’s nearly fallen over. But with that comes all the pseudo-intellectual pomposity and confusion that these clowns suffer from, which is why he just can’t understand that his baby doesn’t belong in the freaking bar. I say this as someone who voted for Clinton, voted for Nader, voted for Kerry, and then wrote myself for the 2008 election because I’m sick of them all. I just can’t look at him any longer. He makes me angry. The eyes, the eyes say it all. The eyes suggest a confused morality. A confused everything. I would not want him raising me. He probably subscribes to Wine Spectator but mispronounces Sauvignon. He probably orders “Cab” so as not to reveal his ignorance with mispronounced French. He probably orders white wine because it’s chilled.

On the other hand, it looks like a really nice bar. Maybe I’ll visit someday.”

Goat is good. Himalayan mountain goat is truly excellent.

“Legion, I get it, but every time I go to a dwarf bar, I end up getting tossed.”

Every time I go to the Chop Chop on Smith Street, I end up getting my salad tossed.

What’s the difference between eating a cow and eating a goat? Other than the fact some people keep goats as pets, of course.