g10, grease the dude controlling the parking wait list. the beamer should be treated with some covered indoor partying – ie it is your baby b4 the little buggers pop out
There may be a fee of a few hundred dollars to obtain the coop docs for your lawyer. Yhere may also be “moving in” fees.
If you plan on renovations of any sort, grease the super $200-500.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at February 9, 2010 3:40 PM
Dave is correct. Coop application fee is somewhere in 250-350 range but M4L covered that already. This is paid to management for them to run credit checks and make copies of books for board approval (and of course pocket some for themselves). Never heard of “moving in” fees. You might need to leave $500-$1000 deposit to the super/board in case your moving company damages anything in the building while moving in BUT they’ll be returned to you assuming you don’t damage anything.
VERY GOOD IDEA to grease the super but not more than $200 if you’re doing some updating or fixing up stuff in your apartment. He can make your life a lot easier and even offer to get rid of the garbage so you don’t have to spend money on getting a container or paying someone else to do so. I know our super does that if someone “greases” him. That $200 can go a loongggg way in general.
Posted by: Kensingtonian at February 9, 2010 3:41 PM
guess I’m learning this faster than you my fellow immigrant. if one isn’t already versatile, the process to become versatile is flipping. versatile is the end-state. flipping is the process to get to that end-state.
M4L, the whole flipping/versatile explanation by you was HILARIOUS.
g10, grease the dude controlling the parking wait list. the beamer should be treated with some covered indoor partying – ie it is your baby b4 the little buggers pop out
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that “I’ll tumble for ya” is the same thing as flipping!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t55cwqELrRY
Geez, you have to say it twice…we get it, we’re weird!
“i think that’s also why animals get weird before storms”
Posted by: Expert Textpert at February 9, 2010 3:26 PM
ooh you’re an animal? tell me more!!
m4l, Noki brings out my super-human strength!!
Posted by: CGar at February 9, 2010 3:44 PM
if you rip open your shirt to reveal the “S” on your cheat, it wont stand for super but “slow”
There may be a fee of a few hundred dollars to obtain the coop docs for your lawyer. Yhere may also be “moving in” fees.
If you plan on renovations of any sort, grease the super $200-500.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at February 9, 2010 3:40 PM
Dave is correct. Coop application fee is somewhere in 250-350 range but M4L covered that already. This is paid to management for them to run credit checks and make copies of books for board approval (and of course pocket some for themselves). Never heard of “moving in” fees. You might need to leave $500-$1000 deposit to the super/board in case your moving company damages anything in the building while moving in BUT they’ll be returned to you assuming you don’t damage anything.
VERY GOOD IDEA to grease the super but not more than $200 if you’re doing some updating or fixing up stuff in your apartment. He can make your life a lot easier and even offer to get rid of the garbage so you don’t have to spend money on getting a container or paying someone else to do so. I know our super does that if someone “greases” him. That $200 can go a loongggg way in general.
isn’t “flipping” same as “versatile”?
Posted by: Kensingtonian at February 9, 2010 3:41 PM
guess I’m learning this faster than you my fellow immigrant. if one isn’t already versatile, the process to become versatile is flipping. versatile is the end-state. flipping is the process to get to that end-state.
Prof DIBS,
do I get A+ for that explanation?
Kens – exac – I think we will really love it!
thanks
90% owner occupied
m4l, Noki brings out my super-human strength!!