feeds ‘guard” kitty with a gatorade bottle full of tunajuice.. good kitty good kitty
damn.. nothing good steal, this place has been wiped out! ill have to make due..
*steals toilet paper, buttwipes, incandescent lightbulbs, blue magic marker, man scarf, water cooler, paper clips, old 5 1/4 inch floppy disks, bubblegum lip smacker, and half empty bottle of dove liquid hand soap” SCIZZORE!*
[wraps guard kitty in man scarf since apparently someone jacked the radiators]
Thieves! All of you, THIEVES! On Monday morning, Jester is the only one not in trouble here. At least he tried to lock up and shut off lights. Thank you Jester 🙂
Cobble, Cargar, DH, in my office first thing Monday!!
Mopar, ok…I’ll let you slide this time – I’ll read the laughing at this most serious situation as simple stress from moving during the holiday season. 🙂
**MEOW MEOW HISSSSSS**
The guard kitty has been released. She’s been given orders to scratch out eyes and fillet skin. Re-enter at your own risk!
Clap on!
Drops off new LCD TV and PS3 bought at Best Buy, feeling sorta bad for ripping the last PS3 out of that 12 year old’s hands.
Rips Snappy’s note into confetti and showers it on her desk.
Clap off!
Shuts door.
[works knob]
enters
feeds ‘guard” kitty with a gatorade bottle full of tunajuice.. good kitty good kitty
damn.. nothing good steal, this place has been wiped out! ill have to make due..
*steals toilet paper, buttwipes, incandescent lightbulbs, blue magic marker, man scarf, water cooler, paper clips, old 5 1/4 inch floppy disks, bubblegum lip smacker, and half empty bottle of dove liquid hand soap” SCIZZORE!*
[wraps guard kitty in man scarf since apparently someone jacked the radiators]
*rob*
Thieves! All of you, THIEVES! On Monday morning, Jester is the only one not in trouble here. At least he tried to lock up and shut off lights. Thank you Jester 🙂
Cobble, Cargar, DH, in my office first thing Monday!!
Mopar, ok…I’ll let you slide this time – I’ll read the laughing at this most serious situation as simple stress from moving during the holiday season. 🙂
**MEOW MEOW HISSSSSS**
The guard kitty has been released. She’s been given orders to scratch out eyes and fillet skin. Re-enter at your own risk!
[Turns on lights: Clap on!]
What a bunch of characters you are…
[Takes cash box hidden under desk and extra asswipes, and heads out for drinks>>>>>>]
[Turns off lights: Clap off!]
Hahaha.
[Stumbles into OT after cocktails at The Jakewalk]
[Sees DH’s note: “Took LCD TV and PS3. Didn’t feel like camping out at Best Buy. Don’t tell *rob*”]
[Turns off lights: Clap off!]
[Closes door]
opens door
takes LCD TV and PS3
leaves door open
departs
[time to lock up]
[walk around the OT – no one here]
[open locker, get coat and attache]
[shut off lights, turn off breaker panel]
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
[door slams]
Thanks, everone. Love and happy holidays to all. We’re going shopping now. $50 cashmere sweaters at Uniqlo, hopefully no trampling.