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**CLAP ON**
Ok you sneaks. There is a new guard kitty in town.
***puts old guard kitty into cat carrier, throws the hideous man scarf into the fireplace***
MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!
New guard kitty, KILLER MAX, has been released.
http://tinyurl.com/yoqzwa
**CLAP OFF**
**munching on shortbread cookies**
WHERE’S THE MOO JUICE?
Bribery? Really? How can you bribe me with cookies (they are quite tasty though!) and not leave a glass of moo juice to dunk them in? Hmmm…seems a couple of cookies are missing from the decorative tin. Oh, and it seems I’ve got flowers. Nice touch 🙂
I found a remote control for an LCD set, but no LCD television. WTF? Cargar, have you not learned yet to bolt expensive and portable bribes to the wall so X-mas Rob can’t steal them? Geesh.
Well, guess I’ll leave now.
**CLAP OFF**
WAIT ONE COTTON PICKIN’ MINUTE!!!
**CLAP ON**
WHY IS THE GUARD KITTY WEARING A MAN SCARF? ROOOOOOOOOOOB!
**CLAP OFF**
(-stomping away in a huff and muttering under my breath-… rabble scrabble frickin frackin thieving ingrates…damn kitty looks like a $2 Chelsea ho in that hideous man scarf… harumph)
HOARDERS!
On A&E! New season starts Monday at 10pm. Marathon re-runs on Monday. Set your TiVo recorders. The show is hypnotic. And addictive. Much like the OT.
SNAPPY!! *rob*!! Check your program guides for Monday. Maybe they’ll run the bxgrl/MM episode – the ladies with 500 cats.
[Takes a couple of Cobble’s delectable shortbread cookies]
[Clap off!]
“Geez, why didn’t anyone set the door alarm”
Says the woman who stole the cash box
Clap on!
Geez, why didn’t anyone set the door alarm, and what the hell is all this confetti on the floor? Who does these things?
Drops off a large bouquet of flowers and a fresh batch of shortbread cookies on Snappy’s desk for her to find on Monday morning.
Leaves note in cash box: “Dear Ms. Snappy, Sorry there’s no cash in here, I took it. I spent it on boys and booze. I’ll replace it as soon as my next check comes in. Most sincerely, Cobble”.
[guard kitty sleeps through entire thing, napping on man scarf, good kitty! ]
Clap off!
Resets door alarm BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Ugh! Now *rob’s* cryptic text makes perfect sense! Well, I’m done waiting in line at Best Buy.
[Sees that *rob* left his murse and Tarot Cards behind, and slips them into Snappy’s desk]
Clap off!
whoa. it’s saturday :-/
*rob*
since cgar didnt even notice me inside hiding behind the festivus pole… walks straight out with the newly bought ps3 and lcdtv. but since im not evil, im replacing them with a ps2 and a cathode ray tube television.
*rob*
LOL @ cgar not even notice me swiping the toiletries as he was here checking up on the place. damn, im good.
*sly catburglar robert on fridays*