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**looks through the peephole**
Hmmm…all seems to be in place and the room is clean. Great job, Legion! You are hereby appointed the Official Plusa Security Chief (OPSC). You’ll get your badge and an untraceable gun tomorrow. You also have the discretion to shoot looters square in the ass on sight.
Rob and Cobble, you have officially been foiled by the impenetrable security system set up by the OPSC! Take *that*!
Uh oh…my eye itches now…
LEGION! YOU PUT ITCHING POWDER ON THE RIM OF THE PEEP HOLE??? AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH! MY EYE!
**running home for a cold wet towel and eye salve** —->
[geez, who’s the security freak! look at all this in here, and why was the roof so hard to open?…and uh, why is Rob standing on the desk crying?? OOOOH sh*t, I’m outta here!]
[Running>>>>>>>>away from laser beam eye kitty. SNAP! I think it’s got my ankle!! SNAP!!! OMG!!! HELP!!! ME!!!! pleaas……
OMFG craigslist FLAKES saying they will buy my DS games make intricate plans and exchange countless emails and phone calls only to not show up and finalize it? grrrrrrrr! how do the ho-bags who try to get dates via that flakey site with this problem? I PICKED UP GROCERIES WITH THE EXPLICIT ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE 150 BUX IN MY HAND TONIGHT. grrrrrrrrrrr
oh well, at least ill be eating for tonight hahahaha.
Also I owe snappy a drink (and probably countless other people)! If i cant sell this crap im gonna have to show up on thursday with a pbr in a brown bag and nurse it all.night.long! (not like it would be the first time mind you)
BD and Legion, we tend to go very late. I typically get home around 1am-ish, though I also tend to be one of the “Last Men Standing”, along with DH, lechacal, and DeLepp.
Legion, I’ll email you about how to reach me Thursday if you want to check in and see if we’re still there.
**looks through the peephole**
Hmmm…all seems to be in place and the room is clean. Great job, Legion! You are hereby appointed the Official Plusa Security Chief (OPSC). You’ll get your badge and an untraceable gun tomorrow. You also have the discretion to shoot looters square in the ass on sight.
Rob and Cobble, you have officially been foiled by the impenetrable security system set up by the OPSC! Take *that*!
Uh oh…my eye itches now…
LEGION! YOU PUT ITCHING POWDER ON THE RIM OF THE PEEP HOLE??? AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH! MY EYE!
**running home for a cold wet towel and eye salve** —->
[geez, who’s the security freak! look at all this in here, and why was the roof so hard to open?…and uh, why is Rob standing on the desk crying?? OOOOH sh*t, I’m outta here!]
[Running>>>>>>>>away from laser beam eye kitty. SNAP! I think it’s got my ankle!! SNAP!!! OMG!!! HELP!!! ME!!!! pleaas……
jeez legion, youre new security system is as effective as the one on barbie’s malibu beach house :-/
[sings]
[dances]
[wtf? who put a combination lock on the petty cash box!?! grrrrrr]
[lazers appear in all directions around the room, new security kitty approaches…]
[ruh-roh]
*rob*
OMFG craigslist FLAKES saying they will buy my DS games make intricate plans and exchange countless emails and phone calls only to not show up and finalize it? grrrrrrrr! how do the ho-bags who try to get dates via that flakey site with this problem? I PICKED UP GROCERIES WITH THE EXPLICIT ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE 150 BUX IN MY HAND TONIGHT. grrrrrrrrrrr
oh well, at least ill be eating for tonight hahahaha.
Also I owe snappy a drink (and probably countless other people)! If i cant sell this crap im gonna have to show up on thursday with a pbr in a brown bag and nurse it all.night.long! (not like it would be the first time mind you)
*rob*
[wakes up from brief nap]
[gets up to turn off lights]
[activates new heat sensing laser alarm system}
“beep beep beep beep”
[places new lock on skylight hatchway]
[opens ACME box containing new rocket powered automated killer cat with spring loaded super claws, bionic jaws and infrared wiskers]
“beep beep beep”
[opens secret doorway with flick of the gargoyle head on desk]
[heads out into the night, through tunnel beneath Atlantic Avenue]
Fade out on headlights along dark mountain road to the theme from Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse.
Its official, kens is a coward. he ran away from me like a sniveling little girl.
BD and Legion, we tend to go very late. I typically get home around 1am-ish, though I also tend to be one of the “Last Men Standing”, along with DH, lechacal, and DeLepp.
Legion, I’ll email you about how to reach me Thursday if you want to check in and see if we’re still there.
BD, the same goes for you, but you’ll have to email me first at carrollgardened@gmail.com.
brokedeveloper,
you know you have to keep up with your snarky quota for the week, or else your PLUSA privileges get revoked!
CGar,
what time do you guys hang out till?
I was hoping to stop in, it’s my late night.