Sorry, got distracted. I was yelling at Crookran in the open house picks about a block in a certain neighborhood. Plus I hear there’s a nasty woman that lives not too far away from that house.
Mandrill, I’d like to introduce you to a concept called restraint. Here’s how it works: I don’t make fun of the fact that you think chewing on a twig is cool, and you refrain from looking like your mom had sex with a box of Fruit Loops and made you. Honestly, of all the ridiculously insane monkeys out there, you have to be the craziest one of all. You’re a primate, Mandrill, not a fucking Care Bear.
And as if it wasn’t enough that you have a Van Gogh painting on your ass, you just had to get like an all-time amazing shampoo/blow out at the local salon. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE IN THE WILD. It’s so silky and planned, you are way too entirely ready for a night on the town in your rockin’ unbuttoned shirt and puka shell necklace. Please stop your misguided search for a mate, wipe that shit off your face, and start eating a banana or something so other monkeys won’t talk about you behind your back so much.
My mother in law owns two laundromats and she uses baking soda and hair spray to remove everything… Baby powder is great to get oil stains off of clothes… Just dab some on your stains and leave for a day or two..
Here expert- but if that website is about laundry, forget it. I’ve suffered enough laundry abuse in my life and now that I am in a 12 step program I am no longer addicted to enzymes. (Hormones are another story).
Dibs – Presoak in baking soda. Also, put detergent & other additions into the washing machine & let it swirl a few times before putting clothes in. A P&G brand manager told me that years ago & it’s a big help to preventing spots.
Okay…
Ladies, do you hate your eyebrows? You’ll love them now.
And make sure you scroll down to the photo of the cats.
http://www.wackyarchives.com/bizarre/you-think-unibrows-are-bad.html
Sorry, got distracted. I was yelling at Crookran in the open house picks about a block in a certain neighborhood. Plus I hear there’s a nasty woman that lives not too far away from that house.
I’m back.
CGar the website is very innocent except for a few profanities. This was the picture:
http://www.geometer.org/beginner/mandrill.jpg
And this was the caption below it:
Mandrill, I’d like to introduce you to a concept called restraint. Here’s how it works: I don’t make fun of the fact that you think chewing on a twig is cool, and you refrain from looking like your mom had sex with a box of Fruit Loops and made you. Honestly, of all the ridiculously insane monkeys out there, you have to be the craziest one of all. You’re a primate, Mandrill, not a fucking Care Bear.
And as if it wasn’t enough that you have a Van Gogh painting on your ass, you just had to get like an all-time amazing shampoo/blow out at the local salon. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE IN THE WILD. It’s so silky and planned, you are way too entirely ready for a night on the town in your rockin’ unbuttoned shirt and puka shell necklace. Please stop your misguided search for a mate, wipe that shit off your face, and start eating a banana or something so other monkeys won’t talk about you behind your back so much.
have a great weekend all..
My mother in law owns two laundromats and she uses baking soda and hair spray to remove everything… Baby powder is great to get oil stains off of clothes… Just dab some on your stains and leave for a day or two..
Arkady, my brother is a P&G brand manager but on the food side.
He goes ballistic when I bring up the “666” thing!!!!!
Here expert- but if that website is about laundry, forget it. I’ve suffered enough laundry abuse in my life and now that I am in a 12 step program I am no longer addicted to enzymes. (Hormones are another story).
Dibs – Presoak in baking soda. Also, put detergent & other additions into the washing machine & let it swirl a few times before putting clothes in. A P&G brand manager told me that years ago & it’s a big help to preventing spots.
I’m here, just doing sort of work stuff.
Please distract me.