“I could make it over there in about 5-6 minutes if you’re buying, bitter.”
Bitter, forgot to mention it is a pretty pricey place. You may want to take DIBS somewhere more economical for your first date. May I recommend a lovely diner on 62nd St?
PS Notice how when he wants something from you he doesn’t call you “the retort”?
“BTW dirty hipster you totally got the joke wrong yesterday. It isn’t “what do you do when your dishwasher breaks” it’s “what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down” – it’s critical to get the physical breakage vs. emotional frailty double entendre in there to achieve maximum offensiveness.”
Lech, thanks for sending this to the Dep’t of Joke Reconstruction, but WHAT IS THE PUNCH LINE?
I am so not going on record with the punchline. Check your mail.
“I could make it over there in about 5-6 minutes if you’re buying, bitter.”
Bitter, forgot to mention it is a pretty pricey place. You may want to take DIBS somewhere more economical for your first date. May I recommend a lovely diner on 62nd St?
PS Notice how when he wants something from you he doesn’t call you “the retort”?
I served. Hipster can return.
“BTW dirty hipster you totally got the joke wrong yesterday. It isn’t “what do you do when your dishwasher breaks” it’s “what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down” – it’s critical to get the physical breakage vs. emotional frailty double entendre in there to achieve maximum offensiveness.”
Lech, thanks for sending this to the Dep’t of Joke Reconstruction, but WHAT IS THE PUNCH LINE?
Next Thursday, DIBS.
Just went to their website. It was one of those VERY, VERY annoying ones with an Intro and then lots of “Loading….” Prices look high.
Ladies, ladies. A bit of civility please.
Butt out, Beoch.
[wink]
“Who is MOOSE?”
Me.
And *Sarah* is a COW.
Ladies, ladies. A bit of civility please.
I could make it over there in about 5-6 minutes if you’re buying, bitter.