We had a girlfight on our block in the middle of the night last week.
A few neighbors found hair tracks on the sidewalk and in their front yards. I actually had to unwind one from my iron fence out front. It was woven all around the flaking paint.
Um…I just checked the email on the PLUSAawards09@yahoo.com for votes. Only two of you have bothered to vote. WTF???
1. Lifetime Achievement Award to a poster that makes Brownstoner a good read, one way or another.
2. Best Rant of the Year
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10. Best Speller
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14. Most Touching Post
15. Most Number of Posts about Cats
16. Best Recipe Poster
17. Shortest Blogicide
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20. PLUSA Most Likely to be the Last One Standing
21. Best Karaoke Singer
22. Ms Congeniality
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24. Most Like their Login Name
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26. Brownstoner poster/lurker you’d most like to meet (Please name only non-PLUSAs for this category)
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LOL THL, i didnt realize they enforce that craziness. when i lived in harlem i used to go to the sprinkers all the time when it was hot, never was told not to! the funny thing is when girl fights would break out, which happened a LOT. hahaha so perhaps i can see why they have these rules!? i must say tho there is nothing more entertaining then watching two teenage girls rip each others hair out of their heads lol.
Huh? What does hetero have to do w/ uniforms? In the 60s, the second part of “Don’t trust anyone over 30,” was “or in uniform.” How many men in uniforms are likely to be congenial knee-jerk liberals?
liberalism (especially nyc brand liberalism) is NOT a turn on in any way
*rob*
Rob,
We had a girlfight on our block in the middle of the night last week.
A few neighbors found hair tracks on the sidewalk and in their front yards. I actually had to unwind one from my iron fence out front. It was woven all around the flaking paint.
So gross.
Arkady, I’m not looking for politically compatible soul mates in uniform, just meat.
Snappy – We’re taking the voting very seriously & it takes time to give due deliberation.
Snappy, did you get mine? I was having BB issues ce matin.
Um…I just checked the email on the PLUSAawards09@yahoo.com for votes. Only two of you have bothered to vote. WTF???
1. Lifetime Achievement Award to a poster that makes Brownstoner a good read, one way or another.
2. Best Rant of the Year
3. Best Debater
4. Brownstoner Readers Pick of Neighborhood to Live
5. Most Mercurial
6. Quickest to Forgive
7. Most Frequent User of ALL CAPS
8. Most Eloquent
9. Most Completely Freaking Random [like, you say WTF? to almost every post]
10. Best Speller
11. Worst Speller
12. Best Rivalry
13. Best Login Name
14. Most Touching Post
15. Most Number of Posts about Cats
16. Best Recipe Poster
17. Shortest Blogicide
18. Poster with the Best One-liners
19. Most Pathetic Loser Usual Suspect Asshat
20. PLUSA Most Likely to be the Last One Standing
21. Best Karaoke Singer
22. Ms Congeniality
23. Mr. Congeniality
24. Most Like their Login Name
25. Least Like their Login Name
26. Brownstoner poster/lurker you’d most like to meet (Please name only non-PLUSAs for this category)
And now a word about voting: The polls will be open starting now and will close at 5pm on October 2. All votes must be sent to the following email address:
PLUSAawards09@yahoo.com
You may only vote once and in the text of your email, please remember to include your login name (how else are we gonna make sure you asshats don’t try to vote more than once!). With the exception of categories #12 and #26, please only vote for one person. And yes, you may vote for yourself! All votes will be kept private and we ask that you not reveal your votes to other posters so that the awards will remain a surprise. So, without further ado, START VOTING!
**THIS PARTY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY COBBLESNAPS PRODUCTIONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED AND ENFORCED BY CATS WITH SUPER SHARP CLAWS.**
LOL THL, i didnt realize they enforce that craziness. when i lived in harlem i used to go to the sprinkers all the time when it was hot, never was told not to! the funny thing is when girl fights would break out, which happened a LOT. hahaha so perhaps i can see why they have these rules!? i must say tho there is nothing more entertaining then watching two teenage girls rip each others hair out of their heads lol.
*rob*
“Plaxico was just sentenced to two years in jail.”
Great – so we’ll see him in an Eagles uniform for the 2012 season.
Huh? What does hetero have to do w/ uniforms? In the 60s, the second part of “Don’t trust anyone over 30,” was “or in uniform.” How many men in uniforms are likely to be congenial knee-jerk liberals?