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  1. M4L, sure, ask away, if you don’t mind. When it comes to vacuums and husbands, Mrs. C apparently likes those that suck big time.

    DIBS, that was hilarious. If only I could sing like Freddie Mercury, my finale at Ellis (Under Pressure) would have been much more tolerable.

  2. Speaking of accents, and since you are an honest bunch.

    Do I have a heavy accent?

    Any women care to comment if it’s a sexy accent or a disgusting one (I vote for the disgusting one)?

  3. Biff, sounds like your wife wants one of those industrial strength vacuums. my brother in-law has one. freaking thing is heavy but it SUCKS super hard (queue the re-writes). think it costs more than even the dyson one. if you want, I can ask him tonight for the brand.

  4. “Biffy, go whole hog and get a Dyson.”

    Whole hog? Doesn’t sound like these Dyson contraptions are kosher. Regardless, Mrs. C seems to know a lot about home appliances and given the fact she makes all decisions relating to same, I’ll leave it up to her. But I will pass on your recommendation. Thanks Snapster!

  5. “Are you sure your Italian neighbor didn’t say:
    “You have to spend-a the money.””

    Thanks Ex-Tex! I was worried that line I added might have been lost on everyone here. That fence thread yesterday was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Personally, if someone made fun of my Canadian accent, and yes, there IS a Canadian accent, I wouldn’t give a sh!t. And I get a huge kick out of hearing or reading people’s impression of heavy Jewish accents.

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