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rubbing. where you get on the carpet and push out the dirt with your hands by rubbing very hard over and over on the carpet. you get out WAY more than an actual vaccuum and it’s an awesome workout 🙂

i’ve since given up on carpets and now religiously use the swiffer to get up dust and pet hair and rob dander. then use the wet pads to wipe it up. every other week i get on my hands and knees and use Pledge to shine the floor.

in the last few years ive found that cleaning keeps all my other compulsions at bay. it’s f’ing AWESOME because there is nothing bad that can come out of cleaning, unlike other things.

using an actual vacuum cleaner proper is GROSS. it’s like using the same old used condom over and over and over.

*robert on fridays*

“Do I have a heavy accent?”

Kens, your accent is hot. It’s like the male equivalent of Madam Yes, one of the sexiest, most devious cartoon characters ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PojCDG5816Q

“You stooopid goood loooookings…I’m too eemportant to be captured”

I don’t need to ge places to find sex. I use the Internet and they come to me. Sometimes I pay them.

I am a sad, sad, little man.

Snappy he is for real. This “stud muffin” has a website. http://www.dimitrithelover.com (I think). It’s in the comments below the voicemail.

And Dave, you should pick up this weeks TimeOut. It’s the SEX issue and talks about different hook up places in every borough for both straight and gay. Also a bunch of fetish places and parties.