Fifty Cent is playing a ‘free concert’ in Southside Jamaica Queens, near where he grew up. They will be shutting down 20 blocks, and deploying thousands of cops. People are worried about someone taking a shot at him to make a name for themselves.
and how is this free again? are the cops volunteering to work with no pay bc they are such big hip hop fans?
short version: my gothic teenage sister who i only met for the first time this year turns 18 at the end of the month and her mentor (neighbor)wants to throw her a birthday party. you really should read the two e-mails they are pretty funny and a bit “out there”. it has to be a goth themed surprise party and im in charge of making some kind of pin the knife on the skull game.
Rob’s half-sister’s crazy mentor lady wants to “Gothify” Rob for his sis’s surprise bday party then plans for Rob to sleep over and lures him with Hannah Montana Pink toothbrush and chuchkies..
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rob, that birthday party email cracked me up. I’d say just a little bit manic!
hahah im glad it cracked you up. here was the followup one! hahaha
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cool…i’ll paint your toe nails black, you can braid my hair…we’ll watch 90210 and i’ll even let you sleep in my Fonzie sleeping bag with a cucumber facial. 🙂
Well, she doesn’t live in my building, but the adjacent building. She won’t drop in unless i give her the green light. I doubt you’ll run into her on the street since she pretty much stays indoors. just wear a hoodie and sun glasses.
oh and also, don’t bring your toothbrush cause i have a new pink hello kitty one for you. seriously. and don’t eat dinner. I’ve got all toiletries and towels, so pack light. Do you know how to get here? Well, i’ll tell you which van to take and where to stop when the time comes.
and yes, if you could borrow that vid camera that would be great.
Also bring the greatest hits of cher cd. I also have one bottle of white wine and i plan on making tacky pina coladas, just cuz i love em’. ha ha
we’ll have a monsterously great party!
p.s i only have one job for you before you come over. You’re in charge of making “the pin the knife on the skull” game. something simple and not too big…card board or whatever. Be creative, do whatever you want..it doesn’t even have to be the theme i said. It could even be a pic of blake’s face in the skull…hahaha…no, she’d never play then.
p.s do you drink coffee? do you like cuban coffee?
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*rob*
(something tells me she REALLY likes her coffee hahaha)
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Fifty Cent is playing a ‘free concert’ in Southside Jamaica Queens, near where he grew up. They will be shutting down 20 blocks, and deploying thousands of cops. People are worried about someone taking a shot at him to make a name for themselves.
and how is this free again? are the cops volunteering to work with no pay bc they are such big hip hop fans?
haha thanks kens –
wow rob – that sounds a bit scary, be careful!
dipster:
short version: my gothic teenage sister who i only met for the first time this year turns 18 at the end of the month and her mentor (neighbor)wants to throw her a birthday party. you really should read the two e-mails they are pretty funny and a bit “out there”. it has to be a goth themed surprise party and im in charge of making some kind of pin the knife on the skull game.
*rob*
DH, Allow me.
Rob’s half-sister’s crazy mentor lady wants to “Gothify” Rob for his sis’s surprise bday party then plans for Rob to sleep over and lures him with Hannah Montana Pink toothbrush and chuchkies..
Speaking of Cliff Notes, dh, readres Digest is filing for bankruptcy. Does anyones’ grandmother still read Readers Digest anymore???
Ok – what’s the cliff’s notes version of what Rob has been posting?
i haven’t met her yet. it should be fun!!
*rob*
rob, ROFL! Have you met “the mentor”? Somehow I just can’t picture you done up the way she wants to do you, so to speak!
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rob, that birthday party email cracked me up. I’d say just a little bit manic!
hahah im glad it cracked you up. here was the followup one! hahaha
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cool…i’ll paint your toe nails black, you can braid my hair…we’ll watch 90210 and i’ll even let you sleep in my Fonzie sleeping bag with a cucumber facial. 🙂
Well, she doesn’t live in my building, but the adjacent building. She won’t drop in unless i give her the green light. I doubt you’ll run into her on the street since she pretty much stays indoors. just wear a hoodie and sun glasses.
oh and also, don’t bring your toothbrush cause i have a new pink hello kitty one for you. seriously. and don’t eat dinner. I’ve got all toiletries and towels, so pack light. Do you know how to get here? Well, i’ll tell you which van to take and where to stop when the time comes.
and yes, if you could borrow that vid camera that would be great.
Also bring the greatest hits of cher cd. I also have one bottle of white wine and i plan on making tacky pina coladas, just cuz i love em’. ha ha
we’ll have a monsterously great party!
p.s i only have one job for you before you come over. You’re in charge of making “the pin the knife on the skull” game. something simple and not too big…card board or whatever. Be creative, do whatever you want..it doesn’t even have to be the theme i said. It could even be a pic of blake’s face in the skull…hahaha…no, she’d never play then.
p.s do you drink coffee? do you like cuban coffee?
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*rob*
(something tells me she REALLY likes her coffee hahaha)