“You forgot, “Ok, BRG, we’re all set. Park the Caddy and sneak up to Room 213″…”
Biff, they stopped me. They couldn’t believe a gorgeous woman like myself would be meeting someone as uncoouth as you.
Besides, they said your reservation was for ‘one person’ and you checked out ’10 minutes’ after arriving.
Dennis is no doubt a gay “walker” as they are called.
She has a house somewhere else, I think it was Palm Springs, that she’ll have to sell. Who knows, probably worth $3MM +/-…at 5% per year she can live off of $150,000.
Never tried, cobblehiller. We don’t do a warm weather vacation escape all that often. Most recently, we went to Costa Rica, parts of which are also getting overbuilt, but with some control and rationality. I highly recommend the Osa Peninsula for truly getting away, even with kids.
Good point Dave.
I like the other story highlighted “The Return of Chest Hair”.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-12-16/the-return-of-chest-hair/
I thought this was a satire, like that hilarious site posted here the other day. By the way, if anyone missed it, it’s hilarious.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com
You have to check out the first letter; it’s hilarious. I can’t believe someone took this seriously.
I feel more sorry for Yolanda.
benson…is your money safe????
“You forgot, “Ok, BRG, we’re all set. Park the Caddy and sneak up to Room 213″…”
Biff, they stopped me. They couldn’t believe a gorgeous woman like myself would be meeting someone as uncoouth as you.
Besides, they said your reservation was for ‘one person’ and you checked out ’10 minutes’ after arriving.
Dennis is no doubt a gay “walker” as they are called.
She has a house somewhere else, I think it was Palm Springs, that she’ll have to sell. Who knows, probably worth $3MM +/-…at 5% per year she can live off of $150,000.
Oh dear g*d…the poor thing is going to have to rough it in Santa Monica!? Heavens!
Snark-
“called Dennis, my consort of 16 years, and he canceled the dinner guests.”
Now that she’s poor she’s going to have to refer to Denis as her boyfriend.
Snark…that’s a truly sad story. Not enough people will learn the meaning of the word “diversification” from this, though.
Never tried, cobblehiller. We don’t do a warm weather vacation escape all that often. Most recently, we went to Costa Rica, parts of which are also getting overbuilt, but with some control and rationality. I highly recommend the Osa Peninsula for truly getting away, even with kids.