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DIBS…what do you know about beating a woman?
Forget alcohol, I say, airlines need to drug up all flyers to a nice comatose state, especially kids.
Sit in your seats and gape at the back of the head of the passanger in front of you for 7 hours.
And while you’re at it….shut up. Don’t talk to me. Don’t look at me. I don’t even want to hear you chewing pretzels or sipping your soda!
They’d have much more to worry about if they DIDN’T get some people nice and “soothed” during a long flight. I’m much more pleasant after a mini bottle of Fisheye Merlot.
Dec. 17 (Bloomberg) — Ed McMahon’s mortgage was bought by
an investor, ending the foreclosure risk for the former
“Tonight Show†sidekick and allowing him to keep living in the estate near Beverly Hills, California.
“We’ve sold the note,†said Jumana Bauwens, a spokeswoman for Bank of America Corp.’s Countrywide Financial Corp., which filed a default notice in March. “He’s out of foreclosure.â€
Foreclosure Trackers Inc., a closely held adviser to
investors in mortgages on homes facing foreclosure, is in the process of modifying the 85-year-old McMahon’s first and second mortgages, the Huntington Beach, California-based company said today in a statement. Foreclosure Trackers announced in September that it was in negotiations to buy the loan from a unit of Countrywide.
“We’re doing something very beneficial for both parties,†Foreclosure Trackers Chief Executive Officer Robert Lee said in an interview. “We’re doing a workout with him.â€
Biff, that’s a doozy. It’s cases like these that make me ashamed to tell people I’m an attorney. My question is whether the wife is in on the case as well. Yeah, we all know about battered woman syndrome, but what sensible woman blames an airline instead of her husband for whooping her ass? Geesh! I’m willing to bet my flat screen that this wasn’t the first time he used her as a punching bag with or without liquid courage.
DIBS…what do you know about beating a woman?
Forget alcohol, I say, airlines need to drug up all flyers to a nice comatose state, especially kids.
Sit in your seats and gape at the back of the head of the passanger in front of you for 7 hours.
And while you’re at it….shut up. Don’t talk to me. Don’t look at me. I don’t even want to hear you chewing pretzels or sipping your soda!
They’d have much more to worry about if they DIDN’T get some people nice and “soothed” during a long flight. I’m much more pleasant after a mini bottle of Fisheye Merlot.
“A woman, a dog and a walnut-tree, the more you beat them the better they be.”
Wowzer!
“The fight attendants will be coming around the cabin offering various alcoholic beverages. Please have proof that you do not beat your wife.”
And Ed Sullivan is still dead.
HEYYYY-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Dec. 17 (Bloomberg) — Ed McMahon’s mortgage was bought by
an investor, ending the foreclosure risk for the former
“Tonight Show†sidekick and allowing him to keep living in the estate near Beverly Hills, California.
“We’ve sold the note,†said Jumana Bauwens, a spokeswoman for Bank of America Corp.’s Countrywide Financial Corp., which filed a default notice in March. “He’s out of foreclosure.â€
Foreclosure Trackers Inc., a closely held adviser to
investors in mortgages on homes facing foreclosure, is in the process of modifying the 85-year-old McMahon’s first and second mortgages, the Huntington Beach, California-based company said today in a statement. Foreclosure Trackers announced in September that it was in negotiations to buy the loan from a unit of Countrywide.
“We’re doing something very beneficial for both parties,†Foreclosure Trackers Chief Executive Officer Robert Lee said in an interview. “We’re doing a workout with him.â€
HEYYYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!
Biff, that’s a doozy. It’s cases like these that make me ashamed to tell people I’m an attorney. My question is whether the wife is in on the case as well. Yeah, we all know about battered woman syndrome, but what sensible woman blames an airline instead of her husband for whooping her ass? Geesh! I’m willing to bet my flat screen that this wasn’t the first time he used her as a punching bag with or without liquid courage.
More crazy lawsuits: http://www.geocities.com/ernietugtin/stupid-lawsuits-all-time.htm
I’ve consumed a fair amount of wine on United flights between NY and Tokyo.
Did anyone read this?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel/chi-wed-overserved-united-uauadec17,0,7796929.story
What next? Will a couple sue the Hyatt because they provided them with a comfortable bed in their room that resulted in an unintended pregnancy?