Crumbs Bakery Opens Today
We stopped by the grand opening this morning of Crumb’s Bakery at 109 Montague Street, an event that the Brooklyn Heights Blog has been covering with breathless anticipation. Although it wasn’t exactly hopping this morning, it is a little early for a cupcake. If anyone stops in today, lets us know how it is! GMAP

We stopped by the grand opening this morning of Crumb’s Bakery at 109 Montague Street, an event that the Brooklyn Heights Blog has been covering with breathless anticipation. Although it wasn’t exactly hopping this morning, it is a little early for a cupcake. If anyone stops in today, lets us know how it is! GMAP
Why would they be laundering Chinese hands? Depends on what you’ve been using them for.
Why do they need to transfer them from one country to another? Most come attached to other parts.
Are taxes that high on them in the US? Have you ever tsken a look at the supplemental Chinese Hand tax tables? If you had, you wouldn’t need to ask.
Montaque St has never recovered from the loss of the historic Burger King. Interior worthy of landmark protection
Don’t they sell red velvet cupcakes and such at Lassen & Hennigs? I’ve gotten cheesecake there, which was pretty good, but never tried their other baked goods. Not a cupcake fan but I’m sure Crumbs does them right, for cupcake connoisseurs.
“They don’t sell Chinese hands, they only launder them”
Why would they be laundering Chinese hands? Why do they need to transfer them from one country to another? Are taxes that high on them in the US?
LOVE the cupcakes. The now defunct Tea Lounge on 8th Avenue used to carry them several years ago… addicted even back then. They do a mini-cupcake selection (for a hefty price) which is easier on the sweet tooth.
They don’t sell Chinese hands, they only launder them – you have to bring them in yourself.
“Minard, wanna meet tonight for a cupcake?”
“We’re all pretty dour in that Scrooge McDuck way.”
Jessi, likes her men old (dead), gloomy and stingy.
“Are there any job openings at the Chinese Hand place???”
DIBS, you sure you want a Chinese Hand job?
Those two stores should join forces.
Their slogan can be:
You can have your (cup)cake and enjoy it too.