Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
Just heard on NY1 that the police are interviewing members of the Fox family on 5th Avenue & 1st Street.
“Something tells me this chicken had a litter box…”
HA! I bet you’re right!
I’d say that to your face, ‘cept I’m always looking down on you.
“You’re stupid, ET.”
Say that to my face! Or are you too much of a chicken shit?
“I told those people NOT to count their chickens before they hatched.”
Their chicken count now is ZERO.
I told those people NOT to count their chickens before they hatched.
[Hiya Snapster. Nice to see ya.]
You’re stupid, ET.
Something tells me this chicken had a litter box…
Call me stupid again, but how does a chicken go to the bathroom and in what form? Is it like the bird crap that you get on your car windshield or that sometimes lands on your hand when you’re walking under a tree? That slimy runny stuff?