Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
If you get an Aardvark! I want a lemur!
If chickens are allowed as pets in Brooklyn, I’m gonna get myself an aardvark. I wonder if Petco sells leashes for those…
“The Foxes are a nice observant Jewish family in Park Slope.”
What was that quote from the Police blotter?
Oh right: Foxes report Hen House Secure!
Ahh, quit your clucking! LOL!
Maybe the chicken went to the Park Slope Food COOP.
Chickens have a difficult time with Heteronyms.
Wha?
And like your jokes didn’t make everybody fly the coop, Big Bird!!
What? The Foxes are a nice observant Jewish family in Park Slope.
“police are interviewing members of the Fox family”
groan….
This thread has gone to the birds.
I’m flapping my wings and gonna fly south now.