Closing Bell: Dear Manhattan...
If it’s up to Etsy posters to settle the score between Brooklyn and Manhattan, Brooklyn wins. As Runnin’ Scared points out, the screen-printed, non-toxic sign is on sale for $24, which will also buy you “a whole lotta PBRs.” A Lovely Gift for Someone Who Loves Brooklyn and Hates Manhattan [Runnin’ Scared] Dear Manhattan, Sincerely…
If it’s up to Etsy posters to settle the score between Brooklyn and Manhattan, Brooklyn wins. As Runnin’ Scared points out, the screen-printed, non-toxic sign is on sale for $24, which will also buy you “a whole lotta PBRs.”
A Lovely Gift for Someone Who Loves Brooklyn and Hates Manhattan [Runnin’ Scared]
Dear Manhattan, Sincerely Brooklyn Poster [Etsy]
Manhattan is like the last nasty girl you ran around with before you settled down. You knew you were never going to grow old together, but dang that hedonism vacay was fun. Skank, but she was my skank. Might laugh if I saw her again, or I might feel a pang. But either way I don’t care.
Oh, and those signs are dumb. I’m in the city everyday and often on weekends. I love it here, I love it there. Its not a zero sum game – I’m winning here and I’m winning there (*I miss my Charlie Sheen soundboard).
Awww, why can’t we all just get along?
zzzzzzzz
The Brooklyn vs. Manhattan fight was never exciting to begin with, and has been way overplayed.
Dear Broooklyn,
You took DIBS away from us. What more can you ask for?
Manhattan
Dear Brooklyn,
Yeah- but I got yellow cabs and you don’t.
Enjoy the ride,
Manhattan
Why?
hoboken DOES suck.
Jersey City <3
*rob*
Reminds me of a shirt I saw in Jersey City that said, “Hoboken sucks.”
Silly;
Signed
A Brooklyn Native