Closing Bell: Dear Manhattan...
If it’s up to Etsy posters to settle the score between Brooklyn and Manhattan, Brooklyn wins. As Runnin’ Scared points out, the screen-printed, non-toxic sign is on sale for $24, which will also buy you “a whole lotta PBRs.” A Lovely Gift for Someone Who Loves Brooklyn and Hates Manhattan [Runnin’ Scared] Dear Manhattan, Sincerely…
If it’s up to Etsy posters to settle the score between Brooklyn and Manhattan, Brooklyn wins. As Runnin’ Scared points out, the screen-printed, non-toxic sign is on sale for $24, which will also buy you “a whole lotta PBRs.”
A Lovely Gift for Someone Who Loves Brooklyn and Hates Manhattan [Runnin’ Scared]
Dear Manhattan, Sincerely Brooklyn Poster [Etsy]
“the score between Brooklyn and Manhattan”
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What “score?” You Johnny-come-latelies really crack me up sometimes.
What ditmas said ^^^^^^^ 😀
(my completely unbiased opinion)
Dear Brooklyn,
OK. Then I guess you won’t be needing these nasty old bridges hanging off of me anymore.
Sincerely,
Manhattan
Bought a house in 1981; have always worked in Manhattan
First ten years – Cab drivers wouldn’t go to BK, empty gas tanks, ramdom psychotic ravings, whatever
Second ten years – Cab drivers, smuggly “My family used to own a house on , but we sold it and moved to Massapequa”
Third ten years – Cab driver, muses “My family used to own a house on , I can’t believe its worth 2 million dollars”
Hah!
I’d add.
P.S. Keep your people from crowding our great restaurants.
I can only afford the Bronx…
Queens rule.
I can kick all of your asses.
Love,
The Bronx
Dear Manhattan,
Please stay out of North Brooklyn on the weekends.