War of the Roses, Borough Park Style
Here’s a story that will make some married renters take heart. Chana and Simon Taub built their Borough Park dream house in 1985: a five-bedroom, three-and-a-half bath, two-garage brick job with a mahogany spiral staircase and green marble walls. When the marriage fell apart, though, they could not agree on who should lay claim to…

Here’s a story that will make some married renters take heart. Chana and Simon Taub built their Borough Park dream house in 1985: a five-bedroom, three-and-a-half bath, two-garage brick job with a mahogany spiral staircase and green marble walls. When the marriage fell apart, though, they could not agree on who should lay claim to their creation. So they’re sharing it. Sort of. They’ve essentially divided it in half, courtesy of some plywood planks, and now they spend their days duking out the details in and out of court. “The house that had been the Taubs’ showpiece became a front in their domestic war, one involving more than a dozen attorneys and allegations of abuse, corruption, libel, perjury, fraud and forgery,” reports the NY Times’ Key magazine. “In the three years since Chana Taub filed for divorce, the couple has spent more money in litigation over the house than the house itself is worth.” The suffering they endure is both emotional and physical; Simon controls the A/C switch, and “now the only way for Chana to get to her car from inside the house is to crouch down and shuffle under the staircase.” For her part, Chana still sleeps in the bed Simon has demanded back in the divorce.
Love Their House, but . . . They Loathe Each Other [Key Magazine]
Photo by Kate Leonova for Property Shark
PropJoe…I though you only had it in for the Sephardic Jews…Hassidics too??
Just asking if she shaves her kitty much like she shaves her head? Serious question, Montrose. I’d like to know. I’m sure others would too. And, oh, they’re not greedy? Please. Look at that house. . .
PropJoe, you should be banned. You are disgusting.
What’s with the yenta’s blonde wig. Does she shave her kitty too? N’ah, probably not. They’re not only greedy, but a dirty breed, these people.
Some of us bat for the other team.
Can I be on both teams bayridgegirl? BTW, how did the Bay Ridge greenmarket go?
we’re all members of team schadenfreude.
‘This fight has split the community into Team Chana and Team Simon.’
This post will split the blog community into:
Team: Don’t care what happens to these two idiots
And
Team: That house is Ugly.
How could anyone side with either of them?
Good luck to those kids! They really have great role models don’t they? They should never have been allowed to breed.