Open House Picks
Boerum Hill 411 Pacific Street Brown Harris Stevens Sunday 12-2 $2,550,000 GMAP P*Shark Clinton Hill 121 Lefferts Place Corcoran Sunday 12-1:30 $1,550,000 GMAP P*Shark Beverley Square West 320 Stratford Road Mary Kay Gallagher/Sunday 12-2 Warren Lewis/Sunday 2:30-4:30 $925,000 GMAP P*Shark Bedford Stuyvesant 624A MacDonough Street Century 21 Sunday 1-3 $595,000 GMAP P*Shark
Boerum Hill
411 Pacific Street
Brown Harris Stevens
Sunday 12-2
$2,550,000
GMAP P*Shark
Clinton Hill
121 Lefferts Place
Corcoran
Sunday 12-1:30
$1,550,000
GMAP P*Shark
Beverley Square West
320 Stratford Road
Mary Kay Gallagher/Sunday 12-2
Warren Lewis/Sunday 2:30-4:30
$925,000
GMAP P*Shark
Bedford Stuyvesant
624A MacDonough Street
Century 21
Sunday 1-3
$595,000
GMAP P*Shark
“I would love it if the broker of the Clinton Hill house would show us how you can “Live for Free.” By my calculations you would be paying a minimum of $4500/month to live in the owner’s duplex.”
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With 20% down, the monthly payment on the house is $8200 with taxes.
Then there are 3 floor through 2 bedrooms units. Someone else here probably knows more about rental prices in Clinton Hill, but depending on how nice/large they are, wouldn’t it be possible to get $2000 a pop for them?
That leaves your monthly payment at $2200 a month to live in the owners duplex.
Not free, but definitely not bad.
“That said, why don’t you come to my garage in PA and I can play “Hide the sausage.”
Naw I want to play “Hide the Body”…
The What
Someday this war is gonna end…
These are all very reasonable prices.
What, your grasp of quotation mark usage is questionable, at best …
What…I haven’t done that in many, many years, and I don’t keep a car in NYC.
That said, why don’t you come to my garage in PA and I can play “Hide the sausage.”
“LIVE FOR FREE!”
After you default on the mortgage payments!
“Drop dead gorgeous, mint five story, four fam brownstone in Historic Clinton Hill.”
Historic Bed Stuy! Across the street from the mini projects and Hot Sheet Hotel down the block.
Recent renovation has produced a spectacular three bedroom duplex with 1.5 baths and a beautifully and recently landscaped yard, plus three two-bedroom floor thru apartments.
Home Depoted to specifications!
One large bedroom and one small (kids) bed room
Classic and original details have been carefully restored and light blazes through each south-facing apartment. ”
Watch all the drug deals go down from the comfort of your own home. Better than Law and Order.
The What (Mommie look at Dave sucking off some one in a car!!!)
Someday this war is gonna end…
I would love it if the broker of the Clinton Hill house would show us how you can “Live for Free.” By my calculations you would be paying a minimum of $4500/month to live in the owner’s duplex.
Dibs – dont be startin somethin’
hahaha
Am not!
Just looked at the Boreum Hill house photos…
I’m in love.