Open House Picks
Park Slope 266 Berkeley Place Brown Harris Stevens Sunday 12-1:30 $2,750,000 (was $3,250,000) GMAP P*Shark Fort Greene 166 Washington Park Brooklyn Properties Sunday 12-1:30 $2,575,000 (was $2,750,000) GMAP P*Shark Prospect Heights 370 Park Place Corcoran Sunday 2:30-4 $1,395,000 (was $1,850,000) GMAP P*Shark Windsor Terrace 247 Windsor Place Brooklyn Properties Sunday 12-2 $995,000 (was $1,250,000 then…
Park Slope
266 Berkeley Place
Brown Harris Stevens
Sunday 12-1:30
$2,750,000 (was $3,250,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Fort Greene
166 Washington Park
Brooklyn Properties
Sunday 12-1:30
$2,575,000 (was $2,750,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Prospect Heights
370 Park Place
Corcoran
Sunday 2:30-4
$1,395,000 (was $1,850,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Windsor Terrace
247 Windsor Place
Brooklyn Properties
Sunday 12-2
$995,000 (was $1,250,000 then $1,150,000)
GMAP P*Shark
I was singing it, Snark!
Brilliant
SnarkSlope, that was hysterical (and I like how you cross-threaded the Winter Wonderland post into this….genius). Perfect way to end another rollercoaster Brownstoner week! Thank you for that.
Brokers are not going to cut prices until they unload most of the junk they own personally. A good sign to start buying is when a big real estate firm that pumped prices, Cocorean is a good example, goes bankrupt. The way the housing market is collapsing it should not be long. No one believed Madoff going bankrupt well he is in the slammer. Greedy dishonest real estate agents are next.
Prices fall, Are you buying?
All the while, brokers lying
The bubble has burst
The What wants the worst
Living in a Credit Bubbleland
Gone away is the money
Outlook feels less than sunny
The market’s full stop, The prices will drop
Dropping in a Credit Bubbleland
In the ghetto we can sell some brownstones
Fleecing all the asshats one by one
They’ll ask: Is it safe here?
We’ll say: Yes man
It’s a really up and coming part of town.
Days go by, things get dire
Time to buy razor fire
Economy’s crashed,
Our hopes now are dashed,
Crushed beneath the Credit Bubbleland…
Brokers are not going to cut prices until they unload most of the junk they own personally. A good sign to start buying is when a big real estate firm that pumped prices, Cocorean is a good example, goes bankrupt. The way the housing market is collapsing it should not be long. No one believed Madoff going bankrupt well he is in the slammer. Greedy dishonest real estate agents are next.
Sheesh, I can’t win. Nobody ever thinks I’m funny and the ONE day I try to stay serious and not make jokes, I crack mopar up. 🙂
Cracking up, Biff, re wallpaper comment. No fair, I have to WORK today and you are not helping.
Nicely put, Brenda in Flatbush.
Overpriced
Overpriced
Overpriced
and
Overpriced
Brokers: Cut the Bull and Cut the Prices, already!
It’s very telling that practically nobody is seriously discussing these open houses.
It’s like they’re a complete joke — which in fact they are!
50% further price chops MIGHT get these houses sold.