Open House Picks
Park Slope 266 Berkeley Place Brown Harris Stevens Sunday 12-1:30 $2,750,000 (was $3,250,000) GMAP P*Shark Fort Greene 166 Washington Park Brooklyn Properties Sunday 12-1:30 $2,575,000 (was $2,750,000) GMAP P*Shark Prospect Heights 370 Park Place Corcoran Sunday 2:30-4 $1,395,000 (was $1,850,000) GMAP P*Shark Windsor Terrace 247 Windsor Place Brooklyn Properties Sunday 12-2 $995,000 (was $1,250,000 then…
Park Slope
266 Berkeley Place
Brown Harris Stevens
Sunday 12-1:30
$2,750,000 (was $3,250,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Fort Greene
166 Washington Park
Brooklyn Properties
Sunday 12-1:30
$2,575,000 (was $2,750,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Prospect Heights
370 Park Place
Corcoran
Sunday 2:30-4
$1,395,000 (was $1,850,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Windsor Terrace
247 Windsor Place
Brooklyn Properties
Sunday 12-2
$995,000 (was $1,250,000 then $1,150,000)
GMAP P*Shark
Don’t worry Ironballs people like me have such an interest in Brooklyn real estate you have got no idea. The thing is that while you wait for signs that prices are increasing so you can unload your place and make a profit or raise someones rent so you can live like a parasite. People like me want to see prices fall faster and faster and smell blood from people that chased elders out of the neighborhoods because they were too “poor” for the new “homeowners”
Another clear sign of the imminent demise of NYC real estate is that the majority of the commenters on this real estate blog don’t even discuss real estate anymore. It’s become a high school chat room run by daveinbedstuy and biff.
All these stupid personal conversations are ruining this website for folks like myself who are here because we have an interest in real estate, construction, Brooklyn, and brownstones.
Go to Facebook if you want to gossip about unrelated personal issues.
snarkslope- I laughed so hard! You need to do this for a living! Start a specialized Brooklyn Christmas event- all Brooklyn, all brownstones, all the time! I’m up for caroling- I’ve got the Victorian coat, the fluffy scarf, and accoutremonts. Anyone got a sleigh and horses?
Welcome back Snark, you were missed!
Snarkslope is back!!! Yay! Just yesterday people were lamenting your absence snark.
Snark, that was really, really well done, and very funny. I was singing it too.
Holiday Cheers!
Montrose Morris, EPBA, Dramatic Soprano
Snark…Let’s go caroling this weekend.
We’ll go to the open houses.
Sing it….
“Prices fall, Are you buying?
All the while, brokers lying
The bubble has burst
The What wants the worst
Living in a Credit Bubbleland”
Dang, “Time to buy razor fire” should be “Time to buy razor wire”. Anyway, happy weekend and holidays, folks.
And no, BRG, that’s NOT a limerick. 🙂