Co-op of the Day: 96 Schermerhorn Street, #9G
This listing at 96 Schermerhorn Street in Brooklyn Heights could use better photos and is only for the young and agile given the precarious ladder to the bedroom, but the views and high-ceilings might be enough to catch the interest of some young whippersnapper. Of course, he’ll have to come up with 20 percent of…

This listing at 96 Schermerhorn Street in Brooklyn Heights could use better photos and is only for the young and agile given the precarious ladder to the bedroom, but the views and high-ceilings might be enough to catch the interest of some young whippersnapper. Of course, he’ll have to come up with 20 percent of the $315,000 asking price and be ready to pay the monthly maintenance of $868, which isn’t so bad considering it’s a doorman building.
96 Schermerhorn Street, #9G [Corcoran] GMAP P*Shark
Excuse me, it’s TD bank now.
You were probably even more confused than usual.
“jeez you can be vile sometimes.”
You are vile most of the time.
“this is also the kind of building that just SCREAMS bedbugs a mile away.”
Ever been to this building, Rob? Have you ever even been to downtown Brooklyn?
Do you know where it is? Cause you seem to need a map to find the Commerce Bank outside your doorstep.
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Paid those taxes yet, Rob? How bout those school loans?
they owe ME! the only reason they are saying i owe them and there is a PENALTY on it is because my 2004 an 2003 state were not filed because an idiot ex boyfriend who was supposed to file for me but didnt. and my student loans are back on forebareance again. or maybe it’s deferment. one of those. and why is any of that irrelevant? why bring personal information about me from OT into a thread like this? jeez you can be vile sometimes.
*rob*
“hey 11217, why dont YOU move to phoenix arizona maybe instead?”
Because I’m not the one complaining about prices in NYC.
Or make that complaining about EVERYTHING.
You win the award for the most pathetic, most inane and most ignorant poster on this website. All you do is trash things you know ZERO about. So tiresome.
“newsflash, it’s not and never will be.”
Not with you around, it’s not. That’s for sure.
Paid those taxes yet, Rob? How bout those school loans?
Nah, didn’t think so.
But you sure do think enough of yourself to dole out advice on everything under the sun (99% of which you have no idea what you’re talking about).
Please save your bed bug rants for a place (or area) you’ve at least walked to in the future.
hey 11217, why dont YOU move to phoenix arizona maybe instead? snotbag. i will not leave nyc unless im screaming and kicking, and even then i wont leave. sorry people who be going around thinking brooklyn is beverly f’ing hills.
newsflash, it’s not and never will be.
*rob*
> the monthly maintenance of $868…
… is absurd to the point of insulting for this depressing little dump.
“wouldnt it be awesome if a dump like this rented for like 500 dollars a month?”
These places do exist you know, Rob.
In Phoenix, Arizona.
wouldnt it be awesome if a dump like this rented for like 500 dollars a month? allowing a single person to be able to rent their own studio in nowheresville brooklyn and be able to save up their money to buy or at least not forced to live on ramen and chickenfeet?
*rob*