Will Your Slope Apartment be in Need of Caretaking After the Rapture?
Don’t worry, someone on Craigslist has you covered: “While we all may have differing opinions on religion I know one thing we can ALL agree on; finding and keeping good real estate in New York can be difficult. I’m searching for a situation that could be mutually beneficial to EVERYONE. From what I understand, this…
Trader Joe’s will no doubt be very crowded tonight with long lines when I go after work, thus proving how everyone secretly believes the Rapture is going to occur.
Rob, take the pole out of your ass. You refer to the people that you’re defending as ‘freaks.’ As far as ‘other religions,’ I think the whole radical Islamic hoping to receive the 21 virgins in the afterlife has been thoroughly mocked by everyone.
If your take is that Christianity is being mocked, not just this one radical sect, then you are wrong for mainstream Christians and Catholics are denouncing this dangerous rapture episode as a mis-understanding of the Bible and of God’s teachings.
ain’t no swag bag like a rapture swag bag.
The “soft rapture” was today. All of us with somebody on the inside got invited. The view is awesome, and the passed hors d’oeuvres are delish!
The phrase “mutually beneficial” – isn’t that code?
Oh, I posted on the wrong thread – 11: 58 am. That was supposed to go to the OT.
The thread wasn’t posted to mock the belief in the rapture but to call out the greed of this particular person looking for an apt. in Park Slope.
quote: Matthew 24:36 “but of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father knows.”
As MM posted above, no one knows the date, nor the hour, not even the angels. It is the secret of God. People who claim to have studied the Bible as much as these (May 21) characters ought to have read that simple scripture.
Here is another one:
“Take heed, watch and pray, for you do not know when the time is.” – Mark 13:33
This is a little more serious. Means we ought to be ready every day. Muuhhwaaa!
rob- no- you’re just an ignorant assh*le who thinks he’s honest and intelligent. Look in the mirror rob- you define the word “hypocrite.” After all, aren’t you the one who wanted terrorists to come here to Brooklyn and blow up something?