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Will Your Slope Apartment be in Need of Caretaking After the Rapture?

Don’t worry, someone on Craigslist has you covered: “While we all may have differing opinions on religion I know one thing we can ALL agree on; finding and keeping good real estate in New York can be difficult. I’m searching for a situation that could be mutually beneficial to EVERYONE. From what I understand, this…

by Gabby
05/20/2011 50

Don’t worry, someone on Craigslist has you covered: “While we all may have differing opinions on religion I know one thing we can ALL agree on; finding and keeping good real estate in New York can be difficult. I’m searching for a situation that could be mutually beneficial to EVERYONE. From what I understand, this Saturday all True Believers will ascend to a sort of holding area where they will remain until Heaven on Earth can be achieved. As someone who will not be saved I’m looking to make the most of my remaining time here. If YOU’RE someone who WILL be saved and you live in a higher end apartment in one of the more desirable neighborhoods in Brooklyn I’d be interested in subletting until your return. Ideally I am seeking a two bedroom, but am definitely open to the possibility of a nicer one bedroom. Anything over two bedrooms would be greedy, and I’m trying to live a bit more piously. Preference will be given to proximity to the park. I am slightly flexible on rent, but I think the true benefit would be knowing that on your return you’ll find your domicile has been well cared for and no matter how long you’ve been gone there will be no chance of me trying to hold on to it. I am able to provide references if need be. Please, no studios.”

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  2. I’ve been an atheist all my adult life and am surprised at myself for having no desire to mock Camping’s followers. I’m torn between admiring them for having the balls to set a specific date that can (and I’m sure will) be proved wrong by Sunday and feeling really sorry for them. What will they do with the rest of their lives?

  5. bxgrl, TJ’s sells Thai Chicken Pizza.

    I threw in the “Little” to poke fun at those running around saying the sky is falling.

    And with that, an already unfunny joke proceeds to bomb even worse.

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