Dyker Heights 'Mansion': Yours for $2 Mil
[nggallery id=”23161″ template=galleryview] Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot…
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Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot house is described as follows: “Architecturally breathtaking, this custom four bedroom, three and a half bathroom, center-hall Colonial in desirable Dyker Heights, perfectly captures the essence of the modern living with an expansive foyer with its impressive wedding staircase, high chandelier and imported Italian marble flooring. The adjacent east-wing has a home office, full bathroom and guest room….the sprawling finished basement boasts a lavish underground pool fitted with skylights and a relaxing veranda. French doors lead to the custom wet-bar and game room that’s perfect for entertaining in this in-door paradise.” All for a mere $1,999,000.
7401 14th Avenue [Fillmore] GMAP
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Where’s the hott italian daughter at? Can we git a looks at her?
How to get the green room look:
1. Feed cat lots of food
2. Tie cat to ceiling fan
3. Turn on fan to high
4. Watch cat throw up
All this house needs is for someone to paint a sky / cloud and cherubs ceiling in the master bedroom.
traditionalmod…this is just not the proper thread for a serious discussion about architecture.
Love that video.
“With mawble cawlums in your house, that place is gonna look like a MANSION!”
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2347/saturday-night-live-mikes-marbleopolis
WOO HOO!!!!! Hipster Contempt for Brooklyn!! We are back to the Good Old Days!!!!
Frome the listing:
Property Information
Style: Other
In fairness, let’s not forget that people who like houses like this think that folks like us, who would spend $2 million on a narrow “walk-up” with unpainted wood trim and no swimming pool are out of our minds….
Woah, my eyes, my eyes!
It would be very cool to have an indoor pool, however. A little pool envy there. But everything else is rather scary, especially the rococco dining room set with the cherubs.