Dyker Heights 'Mansion': Yours for $2 Mil
[nggallery id=”23161″ template=galleryview] Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot…
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Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot house is described as follows: “Architecturally breathtaking, this custom four bedroom, three and a half bathroom, center-hall Colonial in desirable Dyker Heights, perfectly captures the essence of the modern living with an expansive foyer with its impressive wedding staircase, high chandelier and imported Italian marble flooring. The adjacent east-wing has a home office, full bathroom and guest room….the sprawling finished basement boasts a lavish underground pool fitted with skylights and a relaxing veranda. French doors lead to the custom wet-bar and game room that’s perfect for entertaining in this in-door paradise.” All for a mere $1,999,000.
7401 14th Avenue [Fillmore] GMAP
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I’m truly, truly surprise these owners don’t have clear vinyl covering on their furniture.
Dyker Blights…i notice how you’ve championed your neighborhood with that registration name of yours!!!
Sixyearandcounting ain’t wrong.
That said, it’s an ugly house.
top marks for judging people who judge people.
sixyearsandcounting…you think its just about the furniture???
geez…the classism, elitism, and all-around stereotyping here is breathtaking. who cares? if you can afford that house you can probably afford to buy some better furniture for it.
and people wonder why the democrats have trouble – well, a main reason is because the trendy blue-state crowd folks have snotty attitudes like those seen on this thread and spend so much time looking down through their noses at fellow americans. when the hipsters started moving into my neighborhood an old-school (jewish) friend of mine said he finally understood why some people voted for pat buchanan.
of course we can probably rest assured that the residents of this house probably don’t read brownstoner…but that may have changed with this post!
Fake What, do you ever crash a party and actually try to join the fun rather than try to spoil it? Just asking.
Nothing says “I’m loaded!” like a CHANDELIER!
Ya GOTTA get a CHANDELIER!
Mike & Toni’s Chandelier Galaxy!
835 Merrick Road in LynnBrook
We’ll throw in a free set of handsome ben-wah balls wit’ every purchase! If ya hafta ask, ya probably don’t want ’em!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10329/saturday-night-live-chandeliers
You bunch of pompous Asshats! You got some nerve criticizing other people homes. with all that BS construction going on. Putting Asshat buildings on beautiful Brownstone blocks! Putting Asshat Condo’s (20 Stories) in block that have 3 story houses on them! At lease the people that build this POS used their money and not borrowed from Dumbasses Bank!
I pray that Asshats will never have access to capital again…
The What
Someday this war is gonna end.