Dyker Heights 'Mansion': Yours for $2 Mil
[nggallery id=”23161″ template=galleryview] Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot…
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Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot house is described as follows: “Architecturally breathtaking, this custom four bedroom, three and a half bathroom, center-hall Colonial in desirable Dyker Heights, perfectly captures the essence of the modern living with an expansive foyer with its impressive wedding staircase, high chandelier and imported Italian marble flooring. The adjacent east-wing has a home office, full bathroom and guest room….the sprawling finished basement boasts a lavish underground pool fitted with skylights and a relaxing veranda. French doors lead to the custom wet-bar and game room that’s perfect for entertaining in this in-door paradise.” All for a mere $1,999,000.
7401 14th Avenue [Fillmore] GMAP
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I’m assuming “breathtaking” refers to the sharp inspiration into your lungs before the inevitable choking on your cornflakes. What’s with the anorexic ionic columns? Perhaps they are meant to be ironic columns.
Growing Up Gotti
No townhouse lady- bleached blonde more like 🙂 (sorry- I’m brunette. have to defend the hair color)
I hope Mr B sends this thread to the listing broker at the end of the day.
Actually, the place screams catering hall to me…
You meant they are paying $1,999,000 for someone to take the house off their hands, right? Sorry- not nearly enough.Or as my cat would say- Ack! gack!
I am gagging on the ostentatiousness.
Do I have to dye my hair blue-black if I want to buy it?
Kidding (sort of)!
hahahahaha. I have to laugh so I don’t cry.
p.s. what’s with the restaurant room (multiple tables) – is this place really doubling as a HoJos?
Please..someone please explain the wicker yard furniture in the bathroom and the airport food court seating wherever that is.