Dyker Heights 'Mansion': Yours for $2 Mil
[nggallery id=”23161″ template=galleryview] Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot…
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Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot house is described as follows: “Architecturally breathtaking, this custom four bedroom, three and a half bathroom, center-hall Colonial in desirable Dyker Heights, perfectly captures the essence of the modern living with an expansive foyer with its impressive wedding staircase, high chandelier and imported Italian marble flooring. The adjacent east-wing has a home office, full bathroom and guest room….the sprawling finished basement boasts a lavish underground pool fitted with skylights and a relaxing veranda. French doors lead to the custom wet-bar and game room that’s perfect for entertaining in this in-door paradise.” All for a mere $1,999,000.
7401 14th Avenue [Fillmore] GMAP
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Dave, I think you mean “Growing Up Gaudy”!
This house will sell for ask or close, will sell quickly, and will sell to someone who lives in a neighborhood you’ve never set foot in.
Changes are they will belong to a ethnic group you’ve only read about in the papers or seen on TV.
And they will think it’s absolutely gorgous.
Can’t wait ’till Biff sees this!!! And he thinks BH has got all the class!!
Dave- those are the 2 arch type thingies on the stone wall. On the other side are 2 grotto like enclosures with fake frogs,rabbits and fairies, and twin water features that are lit at night by colored lights that changing with the muzak.
My colleagues here at the firm are just awestruck by this abomination. None of them have ever heard of Dyker heights either which has produced a few other jokes as well.
aren’t they supposed to have wispy fog and lights on a string going down the staircase for the brides? And room for the guy playing the fanfare?
would make a nice motor court in New Jersey. In fact, I think i saw one just like it there.
What are the grotto-like constructs on either side of the stone wall? Matching yet assymetrical in placement.
Could there be a couple of BVMs on the inside of each one?
My suggestion: switch the pool and the living room.
Some SERIOUS decor here to match the faux fieldstone hacienda-romanesque mit Juliet balcony and active heliport exterior….
Catering Hall….must be the “Wedding Staircase”.