Condo of the Day: Toy Factory One Bedroom
This listing in the Toy Factory Lofts strikes us as, well, insane. First of all, $659,000 for a 690-square-foot apartment in this condition in this location? Don’t think so, especially when the same money will buy you a 900-square-foot one-bedroom at the significantly more upscale Oro next door. Secondly, these are the anti-staging photos. Could…
This listing in the Toy Factory Lofts strikes us as, well, insane. First of all, $659,000 for a 690-square-foot apartment in this condition in this location? Don’t think so, especially when the same money will buy you a 900-square-foot one-bedroom at the significantly more upscale Oro next door. Secondly, these are the anti-staging photos. Could they have taken worse pictures? You couldn’t create clutter like that if you tried. It almost makes us wonder if the whole listing is a joke.
Toy Factory One Bedroom [ReMax] GMAP P*Shark
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Looks like a porn distribution centre.
This is actually worse than the photos of run down homes in poorer nabes. This is a new condo, not the lifetime accumulation of stuff. The agents should be ashamed, and also need to learn to proofread. The addition of acoupleof spacebarswould work wonders.
Is this market really so on fire that absolutely no standards of quality are required?
this is the right link:
http://www.thetoyfactorylofts.com
Who came up with the most inefficient floor plans since the design of the Pentagon. Nothing like feeling like a mouse in an experiment. Also not for heavy drinkers.
Where else are you going to get “11 Ceilings” for this price? That’s just $59,909.09 per ceiling! Certainly this is a textbook example of copy writing and proofing at its best.
Toilet paper? I think it’s just a bad cut. You know, some people totally ignore perforation lines.
confused by the link to the Toy Factory Lofts in LA. Certainly is very far from park slope.
Truly very bad photos. Couldn’t they have taken the time to come back on a sunny day.
THIS LOOKS LIKE HEAVEN, compared to the eastern bloc. Come to AMERICA AND MAKE MONEY, IT is easy my friend.
ah, but the toilet paper appears to be folded into a point, hotel-style. that, my friends, is CLASSY.
Hilarious. They didn’t evn bother to remove the ladder!
where is this gem and why is the bathroom already filled with so many toiletries??