Wacky Times in Crown Heights
Desperate times call for desperate measures. What to do when the market tanks on you mid-construction? Buy some different shades of green paint and apply liberally. We shall see whether the paint job will translate into sales at the 10-unit, Scarano-designed 804 Bergen Street. Bets? GMAP

Desperate times call for desperate measures. What to do when the market tanks on you mid-construction? Buy some different shades of green paint and apply liberally. We shall see whether the paint job will translate into sales at the 10-unit, Scarano-designed 804 Bergen Street. Bets? GMAP
cmu, You could one-up up the dazzle camouflage with an industrial Bedazzler. Everybody needs a little bling.
cmu — you could be the next flamingo pink house, like the one on Garfield. Do your painted lady thing before Landmarks gets to you.
Thanks, snark. Can’t believe anyone would prefer what’s on google (pre paint job)…I guess I’d better work on my paint job before Landmarks gets to my part of the Slope…;)
I think Goldie is on to something. Reminds me of the type of dazzle camoflage schemes painted on WW1 battleships to outwit German U-Boats.
I also bet they go rental.
I’s good to keep all the fugly together. Maybe the city could rezone certain areas only for fugly.
Since it is next to another fugly building, it doesn’t really matter.
ooohhh- now I don’t have to sweep the cinders any more! Does this mean I get a choice of whole wheat or even….oatmeal toast with my water, MM?
Google changed the streetview interface, cmu.
Either click the “street view” link in the pop-up balloon, or drag the little yellow guy from the top of the scale down to the map.