Bathroom Reno #9: Connected In Crown Heights
While today’s bathroom reno may not win top honors among the submissions we’ve received to date, the owner definitely gets points for sharing! He spent about $10,000 on gutting and expanding the old bathroom on the fourth floor of a Crown Heights brownstone, purchasing the honey onyx tile by the pallet at marble liquidators in…
While today’s bathroom reno may not win top honors among the submissions we’ve received to date, the owner definitely gets points for sharing! He spent about $10,000 on gutting and expanding the old bathroom on the fourth floor of a Crown Heights brownstone, purchasing the honey onyx tile by the pallet at marble liquidators in Hicksville for $5 per square foot. The bidet and toilet are from Loews and the shower unit (complete with telephone and radio) came from eBay for $3,000. Empty bottle of wine? Priceless.
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Whoa– did someone just invite me for a three-way with this dude? Can I see a better photo?
T-shirt idea for ya: “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Threesome… but there IS a ‘we””
What this guy needs is a PADDED seat for that toilet. Or maybe a clear acrylic one embedded with rare coins.
And I bet he’s rockin’ some Barry White on that bathroom stereo: We got it together, baby…
Many toilets don’t come with seats/lids. You have to purchase them separately. Maybe he just didn’t get around to it yet.
I think I love you, Hal.
If your wife ever want to throw a gay male into the mix, give me a shout.
Short of a bidet, my wife and have the showerhead with six flow settings on the end of a flexible six foot hose.
This is a good opportunity to raise the issue of back door hygiene (SP?)with straight men. Get over the shame and phobia, and bring your sex life to the next level.
I want to love my bathroom this much too.
I would get a seat for the toilet, but otherwise this is awesome.
I cannot stop laughing. I needed this today.
Wait a minute. I think that is Leon Phelps, AKA “The Ladies Man” and if I am not mistaken that is a fine bottle of Courvoisier on the shelf next to the hunk of cheese. And he might be saying something like…
Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.
Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you’d like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.
I will probably begin with a very classy first line… something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Oh man, sitting on a (seatless) toilet, drinking a bottle of wine, eating a block of cheese, and listening to the tunes being played by your shower. If that’s not living I don’t know what is.