Still No Takers For Big Green Space on Baltic
It ain’t easy being green. When we last heard from the Green Giant of Baltic Street back in September, the newly constructed commercial space was still sitting empty. Yesterday Lost City checked in with the wallflower and, sure enough, it’s still available. The blog takes issue with some of the marketing verbiage though. Rather than…

It ain’t easy being green. When we last heard from the Green Giant of Baltic Street back in September, the newly constructed commercial space was still sitting empty. Yesterday Lost City checked in with the wallflower and, sure enough, it’s still available. The blog takes issue with some of the marketing verbiage though. Rather than calling it “the most architecturally alluring storefront in Cobble Hill,” as the listing from Vespa Reality does, the blog suggests a rewrite: “I’ll give them this: It’s the most architecturally singular storefront in the neighborhood.” The blog also offers up a couple of more reasons why the space hasn’t found a taker yet: “It must be a bitch to heat in the winter and probably becomes a sauna in the summer. Not to mention the window-washing bills.”
Big Green Thing on Baltic Still Sits There [Lost City]
Streetlevel: Big Green Space on Baltic Now for Rent [Brownstoner] GMAP
Large Restaurant Space Rising on Baltic [Brownstoner]
either that or he’s an on probation NYC public school teach who is forced to sit in the rubber room all day and then is finally let out at three… so many possibilities
*rob*
my fav. part of 11217’s postings is that like clockwork come around 3 pm or so, it’s as if he totally took a valium and chilled the out. but anytime before three he’s so high strung and defensive!
*rob*
DH- do you think we can get him into a formfitting lavender poufy dress?
Yes 11217- if jessi wants to she can be the flower girl. Maybe rob as ringbearer? 🙂
“Just so you know CGar, if you were mine, I would never do such a thing”
[Blushing] Thanks, 11217. If things don’t work out for you and my boy DH, I’ll be waiting.
“Can Jessi be our flower girl?”
Can DIBS be the organist?
“Can Jessi be our flower girl?”
how does that work ? does one of us get a maid of honor? (sorry – i’m new to this whole civil union thang)
“cobble, I assume you’re ignoring my crack?”
Just so you know CGar, if you were mine, I would never do such a thing.
Well this is as good as the drama as the real housewives
All it needs now is hair pulling, table turning or b*tch slapping.
“We’ve come full circle.”
It’s been a full circle jerk!
🙂