Brownstoner,

quotation-icon.jpgSo you fancy yourself a member of the media now? That’s a laugh. Sit around copying and pasting links all day from actual newspapers and you feel you deserve to be included amongst reputable publications that actually put in work and report the news? Your site offers absolutely nothing of value in terms of news and only exists to help your boyhood UES Manhattan pals sell overpriced real estate.

Go to school, work hard, and get a real job if it’s respect and recognition you crave. Or at least hire writers who know how to formulate sentences. Posting links to other people’s work does not make you part of the media. You write a blog and you run a dirty flea market. You’re no different than the other 100,000 yuppies who’ve moved to Brooklyn in the past decade. You’re quite far from being part of the media elite in this town.

Keep up the good work.

— Posted by EnglishKills in Here’s the New Whole Foods Rendering


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  1. On behalf of the real English, I disown this guy.

    “Mr. B gets the award for Best Sense of Humor for citing this as QOTD”
    Either that or he’s looking for some affirmation from all of us, to which I am happy to contribute….

  2. english kills is a loon. I just went back and read all of kills’ posts—in the event that the poster is just having a bad day, or the rain and holidays have put ’em in a funk—and nearly every one was poison-laced. Dibs, he attacks you often and without mercy.

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