Brownstoner,

quotation-icon.jpgSo you fancy yourself a member of the media now? That’s a laugh. Sit around copying and pasting links all day from actual newspapers and you feel you deserve to be included amongst reputable publications that actually put in work and report the news? Your site offers absolutely nothing of value in terms of news and only exists to help your boyhood UES Manhattan pals sell overpriced real estate.

Go to school, work hard, and get a real job if it’s respect and recognition you crave. Or at least hire writers who know how to formulate sentences. Posting links to other people’s work does not make you part of the media. You write a blog and you run a dirty flea market. You’re no different than the other 100,000 yuppies who’ve moved to Brooklyn in the past decade. You’re quite far from being part of the media elite in this town.

Keep up the good work.

— Posted by EnglishKills in Here’s the New Whole Foods Rendering


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  1. [as heard on overhead speakers]

    “Attention shoppers,
    The blue dot special at Whole Foods today is
    canned SNARK.
    Available in aisle 6.

    …Also available today is
    fresh frozen bile, quantities are limited.”

  2. this site could be written by dyslexic third graders, steal everything they post and run a crack den in brooklyn heights and i’d still click on it a million times a day cause it’s totally addictive 🙂

    my theory is that he is like those crazy homo-phobes. if he hates it so much, it probably means he loves it and is just repressed and wishes he had his own blog.

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