Quote of the Day
Brownstoner, So you fancy yourself a member of the media now? That’s a laugh. Sit around copying and pasting links all day from actual newspapers and you feel you deserve to be included amongst reputable publications that actually put in work and report the news? Your site offers absolutely nothing of value in terms of…

Brownstoner,
So you fancy yourself a member of the media now? That’s a laugh. Sit around copying and pasting links all day from actual newspapers and you feel you deserve to be included amongst reputable publications that actually put in work and report the news? Your site offers absolutely nothing of value in terms of news and only exists to help your boyhood UES Manhattan pals sell overpriced real estate.
Go to school, work hard, and get a real job if it’s respect and recognition you crave. Or at least hire writers who know how to formulate sentences. Posting links to other people’s work does not make you part of the media. You write a blog and you run a dirty flea market. You’re no different than the other 100,000 yuppies who’ve moved to Brooklyn in the past decade. You’re quite far from being part of the media elite in this town.
Keep up the good work.
— Posted by EnglishKills in Here’s the New Whole Foods Rendering
Legion,
You are HILARIOUS!
[as heard on overhead speakers]
“Attention shoppers,
The blue dot special at Whole Foods today is
canned SNARK.
Available in aisle 6.
…Also available today is
fresh frozen bile, quantities are limited.”
I’m a transplanted cuppie (Canadian urban professional) from the true UES.
– Aren’t there at least a few innies?
There are a few ninnies on this site.
“yeah, dh, most of the people here are ouppies.”
Dona, you’ve been navel-gazing. Aren’t there at least a few innies?
“HEY, I’m an UES transplant. Although dh will come and argue it was Midtown East.”
Well if it was below 59th st then I’d agree, that’s midtown.
I agree, Interior Desecrator. More likely to get in an argument at Whole Foods than at a bar.
yeah, dh, most of the people here are ouppies.
this site could be written by dyslexic third graders, steal everything they post and run a crack den in brooklyn heights and i’d still click on it a million times a day cause it’s totally addictive 🙂
my theory is that he is like those crazy homo-phobes. if he hates it so much, it probably means he loves it and is just repressed and wishes he had his own blog.