Is it considered a career limiting move to, after getting enraged with a colleague (heretofore knows as “Shithead”) over a conference call, to storm into Shithead’s office (which is right next to mine) and rip him a new asshole while my new boss (who happens to be Shithead’s best friend at work and who got his job because of Shithead) looks on in horror?
and what exactly makes me “lazy?” i work a full time job (and yes im doing work right now), pay my rent, take care of my dog, and commit no felonies. that is not the definition of lazy. if i was at home smoking weed and playing xbox, then fine, that would be lazy.
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you’re smart but just god damn lazy and unmotivated
i wasted all my time and energy and gave any form of a social life in school to get straight A’s. why i did that, i have no clue! now it’s like i can’t be asked to achieve greatness or even try for it.
and also, i think way deep down inside, i don’t want a complicated life. success and money bring complications that i want no part of. 🙂
Imagine if every human could see something visible, like a forehead marking or an aura, only on dumber humans. You could tell exactly who is above and who is below you, but you would never be able to rank anyone in the group below you or in the group above you. And you would always know that if you can’t see it on someone else they can see it on you.
In 100% of marriages, one partner would be able to see the other partner’s marking.
Same with job interviews.
Consider the difference between looking at the members of the Supreme Court and Congress.
And consider this – if you could take a pill that would make it so you couldn’t see the markings any more, would you?
“Do you ever wonder who out there thinks you are painfully dumb? ”
in most cases it is the spouse(including mine) who thinks that and reminds you all the time.
“Imagine if every human could see something visible, like a forehead marking or an aura, only on dumber humans.”
It is visible. They’re called “mouth breathers.”
Is it considered a career limiting move to, after getting enraged with a colleague (heretofore knows as “Shithead”) over a conference call, to storm into Shithead’s office (which is right next to mine) and rip him a new asshole while my new boss (who happens to be Shithead’s best friend at work and who got his job because of Shithead) looks on in horror?
Just wondering…
and what exactly makes me “lazy?” i work a full time job (and yes im doing work right now), pay my rent, take care of my dog, and commit no felonies. that is not the definition of lazy. if i was at home smoking weed and playing xbox, then fine, that would be lazy.
*rob*
quote:
you’re smart but just god damn lazy and unmotivated
i wasted all my time and energy and gave any form of a social life in school to get straight A’s. why i did that, i have no clue! now it’s like i can’t be asked to achieve greatness or even try for it.
and also, i think way deep down inside, i don’t want a complicated life. success and money bring complications that i want no part of. 🙂
*rob*
Imagine if every human could see something visible, like a forehead marking or an aura, only on dumber humans. You could tell exactly who is above and who is below you, but you would never be able to rank anyone in the group below you or in the group above you. And you would always know that if you can’t see it on someone else they can see it on you.
In 100% of marriages, one partner would be able to see the other partner’s marking.
Same with job interviews.
Consider the difference between looking at the members of the Supreme Court and Congress.
And consider this – if you could take a pill that would make it so you couldn’t see the markings any more, would you?
“Do you ever wonder who out there thinks you are painfully dumb? ”
in most cases it is the spouse(including mine) who thinks that and reminds you all the time.
I bet its a Toyota Corolla cause you can possibly get ass in a newish Civic. Just make sure to check the brakes before you get on the highway.
“When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Rob,
you’re smart but just god damn lazy and unmotivated