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Thanks Kens. Do you know of any blogs looking for a frequent poster with ultra corny jokes?
Posted by: Biff Champion at March 10, 2010 2:33 PM
I think there is this one site called Brownstoner.com but not sure if they’ll pay for the corny jokes. Maybe if you write about geriatrics in Brooklyn Heights, Mr. B might hire you as the BK Heights blogger and pay you $20 a post. At that rate, you’ll prolly need about 100 BK Heights posts a day to afford anything in BK Heights though.
I have a Toyota Camry and I had an acceleration problem once, a couple of years ago. It was really scary but it is a 2000 and that is not one being recalled. I had gotten the car cleaned and I thought at the time that the mat which was removed, cleaned and put back somehow caused the pedal to stick. Thank God, that I was in the right hand lane, I put it in neutral and somehow was able to stop it. Think I pushed the mat. It never happened again, so it is a mystery and hearing about that story in LA brought it back. What a horror.
Rob, if you found something you WANT to do, you would put your best energy into it. You just need to find that thing. And don’t tell me bean bagging it with a 40 and porn!
Thanks Kens. Do you know of any blogs looking for a frequent poster with ultra corny jokes?
Posted by: Biff Champion at March 10, 2010 2:33 PM
I think there is this one site called Brownstoner.com but not sure if they’ll pay for the corny jokes. Maybe if you write about geriatrics in Brooklyn Heights, Mr. B might hire you as the BK Heights blogger and pay you $20 a post. At that rate, you’ll prolly need about 100 BK Heights posts a day to afford anything in BK Heights though.
“Put a Dulcolax pill into ‘Shithead’s morning coffee.”
ROFL. Would be interesting to see the shit spewing from somewhere other than his mouth.
I have a Toyota Camry and I had an acceleration problem once, a couple of years ago. It was really scary but it is a 2000 and that is not one being recalled. I had gotten the car cleaned and I thought at the time that the mat which was removed, cleaned and put back somehow caused the pedal to stick. Thank God, that I was in the right hand lane, I put it in neutral and somehow was able to stop it. Think I pushed the mat. It never happened again, so it is a mystery and hearing about that story in LA brought it back. What a horror.
Tonight I might be sleeping with someone I’ve never even met before.
Posted by: daveinbedstuy at March 10, 2010 1:49 PM
Dave,
I think you’ve found your answer as to who the “lost boys” are….
Rob, if you found something you WANT to do, you would put your best energy into it. You just need to find that thing. And don’t tell me bean bagging it with a 40 and porn!
“or did you not stop the explosion soon enough – ie crossed over the line that delineates respect to unstable?”
I think I crossed over the line that delineates employed and unemployed.
Biff, I’m sure Jon would be willing to pay you 10% more than those neighborhood post gigs he was soliciting – ie $22 per hr
“in most cases it is the spouse(including mine) who thinks that and reminds you all the time.”
My BH never tells me I’m dumber than he is, but I am. But he’s exceptional, and has an off the charts IQ and encyclopedic memory.
Thanks Kens. Do you know of any blogs looking for a frequent poster with ultra corny jokes?