“dont go crying to them the next time there is a man from park slope in a long blonde wig telling you that ENY sucks, and that man wont beme btw!!”
That was genuinely funny, Rob. You made me laugh, man! I am not surprised in the least that you identify with Shaggy (except he’s not gay…..maybe). OK, that said, why would I “go crying to them” the next time a man from park slope in a long blonde wig tells me ENY sucks? What would Scooby and Shaggy do? Run the other way, that’s what!! In the end, I’d have to handle it myself. Plus, I don’t need to go to Park Slope to hear people say ENY sucks. I’ll just wait until Mr. Brownstoner puts up his next post about Starrett City, and read the comments.
Jessi, those blue-haired old ladies may not swing machetes, but I know that a cane can leave quite a mark! My great great great Aunt Jane (may she rest in peace) used to hit folks with her cane and cause quite a bit of damage!
I don’t know which side to choose! I don’t wanna be a dog, and I also don’t wanna be a clueless, yellow-streaked, hipster-dufus! I like Shaggy and Scooby, but let’s face it, they aren’t really who you wanna join teams with!
“My great great great Aunt Jane (may she rest in peace) used to hit folks with her cane and cause quite a bit of damage!”
Snappy, is she one of the women featured on this voice mail message?
http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3
“Don’t worry Jessi – I would protect you from any machete weilding teens and coked out hipsters we might encounter on our shindigs in the burg.”
Thanks, DH. I’ve never felt more like Daphne…oh Fred…!!!
“Are we going to have Team Shaggy and Team Scooby now?”
Rewrite:
“Are we going to have Team Shaggy and Team Smooth now?”
Don’t worry Jessi – I would protect you from any machete weilding teens and coked out hipsters we might encounter on our shindigs in the burg.
True Dat Snappy! I think all gangs today should be named/dress like the gangs in “The Warriors”
“dont go crying to them the next time there is a man from park slope in a long blonde wig telling you that ENY sucks, and that man wont beme btw!!”
That was genuinely funny, Rob. You made me laugh, man! I am not surprised in the least that you identify with Shaggy (except he’s not gay…..maybe). OK, that said, why would I “go crying to them” the next time a man from park slope in a long blonde wig tells me ENY sucks? What would Scooby and Shaggy do? Run the other way, that’s what!! In the end, I’d have to handle it myself. Plus, I don’t need to go to Park Slope to hear people say ENY sucks. I’ll just wait until Mr. Brownstoner puts up his next post about Starrett City, and read the comments.
I’m skipping all of these teams and starting my own…
Team Harriet the Spy!
Jessi, those blue-haired old ladies may not swing machetes, but I know that a cane can leave quite a mark! My great great great Aunt Jane (may she rest in peace) used to hit folks with her cane and cause quite a bit of damage!
Team Shaggy and Team Scooby?
I don’t know which side to choose! I don’t wanna be a dog, and I also don’t wanna be a clueless, yellow-streaked, hipster-dufus! I like Shaggy and Scooby, but let’s face it, they aren’t really who you wanna join teams with!