(while holding box of ceral) “Can I tempt your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey?”
(In produce section) “excuse me, I’m horrible at picking fruit. COuld you feel my plums for me? (then feign embarrasment at realizing the double entendre)
Oh Biff, I’m in no way shape or form saying that that is a viable solution.
I was watching one of those news shows the other day and they were talking about calls to suicide hotlines skyrocketing the main theme being despair and desperation about money and homelessness. They also discussed a few recent suicides that involved people who’d lost everything. Both parents losing jobs and then their homes, etc. It was quite staggering.
All I’m saying is is I knew I played a part in driving people to that end. I don’t know that could or even should live with myself.
I’ve known several people who committed suicide. It’s truly a shocking thing. My first year in NYC I saw the aftermath of a subway suicide. I drank quite a bit of Jack that day. So sad.
Biff, I promise to keep my hands to myself…after all, she’s a confirmed straighty! Now gimme my blue ruffles dammit 🙂 Dave is the only one who threw out a pick-up line. Com’on guys and gals! Throw out your best shot.
Biff, tres chic!
Snappy, pick up lines you requested
These only work at the supermarket:
(while holding box of ceral) “Can I tempt your tummy with the taste of nuts and honey?”
(In produce section) “excuse me, I’m horrible at picking fruit. COuld you feel my plums for me? (then feign embarrasment at realizing the double entendre)
Snappy, I proudly present you with the host outfit. I’m sure it will look much nicer on you
http://www.vintagecostumers.com/formalwearmens/formalwearm24.jpg
Ken’s the man. Keep on punching cause lunch time is HERE and yours truly is hungry for some good heated posts!!!!!!!
Oh Biff, I’m in no way shape or form saying that that is a viable solution.
I was watching one of those news shows the other day and they were talking about calls to suicide hotlines skyrocketing the main theme being despair and desperation about money and homelessness. They also discussed a few recent suicides that involved people who’d lost everything. Both parents losing jobs and then their homes, etc. It was quite staggering.
All I’m saying is is I knew I played a part in driving people to that end. I don’t know that could or even should live with myself.
I’ve known several people who committed suicide. It’s truly a shocking thing. My first year in NYC I saw the aftermath of a subway suicide. I drank quite a bit of Jack that day. So sad.
That wasn’t me Dave but glad he’s been located. Cancel the search party!
Is ditto the one that was boycotting?
Biff, I promise to keep my hands to myself…after all, she’s a confirmed straighty! Now gimme my blue ruffles dammit 🙂 Dave is the only one who threw out a pick-up line. Com’on guys and gals! Throw out your best shot.