Open Thread

I once had a blind date with a girl who told me she had long hair and that her boobies were a size DDD. Her breasts rounded the corner about 30 seconds before she did (if those weren’t size G’s I’m not black!) and her hair was to her shoulders because she had no neck. At the restaurant, she proceeded to eat like a pig, spooning up HUGE bites of food, dropped morsels all over herself and then proceeded to pick them up and eat them. She ate enough to feed a small army. After the pig-out, she decided then to complain that the food was not very good and therefore not worth leaving a tip.
THE SHOCK. THE HORROR. THE MENTAL ANGUISH!!!
While at dinner, a friend of mine showed up to give me my ticket to a film screening we were going to that night (my friend and I, not me and the awful date). My friend could barely look at the girl. Afterwards, at the screening, my friend asked me how I could go out with such a beast and then named her Jumanji.

“Thank you for relieving me of that duty”

Translation: Biff is full of shit!

Lincoln, that house seems to be in very good original condition. Love the stained glass. There is a house with very similar stained glass doors in the new edition of “Bricks & Brownstones.” You could do some neat things with painted and stenciled ceilings to match.

No idea re price. There is a business professor (or something like that) who frequently posts on here that prices have to equal rents. I don’t know if I believe that. At 1.8 million, what would it rent for? $10,000 a month or something? Maybe that’s plausible.

When you see it, take photos, and let us know how the kitchen and baths look.

I’ve been in a relationship with someone whom I want to kill.