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  1. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? – Because some idiot did not know the difference between “inter” and “intra”

    Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? They avoid crosses. The adopt the religion of Vald the original vampire

    If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? The London Bridge did fall down and was re-built.

  2. “Why do fools fall in love?

    Why can’t we be friends?

    Why don’t we do it in the road?”

    1. Is the word “fools” not a dead giveaway?
    2. We post on Brownstoner
    3. Potholes, gravel, chickens running over you? Oh- and cars.

  3. “Where are th islets of Langerhans? Part of the pancreas.
    What is an aglet? The plastic part at the end of shoelaces”

    I’m late to the party, but these two I knew.

  4. IN INCREASING ORDER OF DIFFICULTY

    1. What’s the only state with a one-syllable name?

    2. What is the speed of light?

    3. What is a United States dollar?

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