DH – hahaha you’re totally right. The pickup will pay for itself in a matter of weeks! Awesome. “Hey kids, get in the back o’ the truck, we’re goin’ to church!!”
I had a friend who was named the Godfather for his sister’s baby… the Catholic church wouldn’t allow it until he proved he was “in good standing”
Suffice it to say, this meant his showing up to a couple services (out of the 12 possible before the christening) and 6 months worth of offering envelopes that he was expected to make less empty.
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “So solly, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.â€
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.â€
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon……….You got nice house!!â€
If you don’t want to give at church, simply smile and wave silently, like, “Not today,” at the usher. Any usher who makes a face about what people give is a serious asshole.
Biff, that was pretty funny.
DH – hahaha you’re totally right. The pickup will pay for itself in a matter of weeks! Awesome. “Hey kids, get in the back o’ the truck, we’re goin’ to church!!”
I had a friend who was named the Godfather for his sister’s baby… the Catholic church wouldn’t allow it until he proved he was “in good standing”
Suffice it to say, this meant his showing up to a couple services (out of the 12 possible before the christening) and 6 months worth of offering envelopes that he was expected to make less empty.
Do I get crass person of the year award for deciding whether to get into church based on how much money it’s going to cost me?
After tax – your take home pay. You will likely get a card listing the percentages, likely in September.
“Lechacal, nobody knows your true financial situation.”
if you invest in that beat-up pickup truck you could probably get away with throwing some spare change in the basket every week.
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: “I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!â€
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “So solly, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.â€
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.â€
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon……….You got nice house!!â€
I would much rather have my kids go to church than watch TV.
If you don’t want to give at church, simply smile and wave silently, like, “Not today,” at the usher. Any usher who makes a face about what people give is a serious asshole.