Open Thread

DH, my trigger finger’s itchy as a f@ck…Truck jewels (jewels), cruising in the Land, pumping “Cash Rules”
Last crew to want it caught a hundred trying to pass through

🙂

A little Big Pun never hurt anyone 🙂

M4L, Marc Aronson on Smith Street never went to charm school but this guy knows how to get people out. I wound up using somebody else in my NY State tenant/landlord adventure but I wish I had used Aronson. They guy I used wound up being worse re manners (are ALL these guys screamers?) but these guys are like human pitbulls. oh God. I HAD to go to court and I was successful because I called the tenant’s bluff. She was a holdover tenant, not a deadbeat. That being said, it is better to do everything in your own power to work it out with the tenant because as you know, the judges will usually give 6 months for a deadbeat, then an eviction order. Then YOU have to go after the tenant in small claims court for the money. YOU can get a judgement but then YOU have to get the money yourself. (Long story, you can have judge garnish salary, seize assets, etc. but it is a major
H-A-S-S-L-E!!!!)

Bottom line, try to deal with the tenant on your own first.
Cost of lawyer is probably 1000-1500 dollars plus a fee for each court appearance.

“or roll up on their doorstep with a louisville slugger and some heat in your jacket. either way.”

haha – snappy, you are always trying to solve your probs with the burner!

Snaps – agreed – yes I think you should get your audition tape together and hit up MSNBC!