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By lechacal on March 9, 2011 11:50 AM
“is fucking yourself a gay or straight sex act?”
Masturbating is wicked gay if you think about it. Take the straightest guy you can imagine. Now consider the fact that he’s probably given thousands of hand jobs!
…..lech, are the seniors starting to wack one another with their canes yet? Throw trays of salt-free food at one another?
Give it UP, man.
Were you bit by a beaver?
“No, being straight is normal. Being gay is a choice.”
It’s pretty hilarious that you, of all people is defining “normal.”
I really hope you’re just doing the old lech as provocateur thing and not serious.
normal is a contagious disease. caused by being bitten by beavers.
canada geese are the epitome of normal.
In fact, the next time some big jacked up farmboy says something about gays, you should casually say something like: “but you like giving yourself hand jobs, right?”
“is fucking yourself a gay or straight sex act?”
Masturbating is wicked gay if you think about it. Take the straightest guy you can imagine. Now consider the fact that he’s probably given thousands of hand jobs!
By Petebklyn on March 9, 2011 11:48 AM
is fucking yourself a gay or straight sex act?
*rob*?
ET- it’s pretty good. New restaurants, right by the shuttle too so transportation is easy. Check out the blog Nostrand on Park- has great info on the neighborhood and all the good things happening here. You know of course that MM and I love Crown Heights.
“However, you can dye your black hair blonde, and wear colored contacts. Still doesn’t change who you are.”
But it does make you appear rather gay.
ok- off to do my daily walk around “greenwood hts” -if you see a tired looking pregnant woman with curly blonde hair doing laps around the block – that’s me!